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absylphe·:

birdbizarre replied to your post: I Wish I Was The Type Of Person Who Hasn’t Been…

im not old enough to separate that song from the womens razor commercials

Thankfully I Don’t Even Know What That Is And I Am Not Cursed With The Minimum Amount Of Curiosity To Find Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exXmI7ayvK8

fear not i am here for all your 2000s memes needs

#these commercials played all the fucking time #it was inescapable #absylphe #ic

glozedtart‌:

its relatively new for me to actually need it is taking some adjusting to~! but its nice for the most part i guess i like that spirit you can stay wouldnt that time be better spent learning to use them instead of pretending they arent there~?

gee thanks

maybe but theyre not gonna be around for long its a temporary thing and if i dont get used to them i wont be disappointed when theyre over and done with

not a big fan of this walking business just as a rule

#glozedtart #ic

floramodus

i can confirm ds has feeties and theyre great

#feety patrol #ic #floramodus #M!A: Crow Feet;

glozedtart‌:

im not actually sure how long ill be awake~! this whole needing sleep thing is still hitting me hard across the face and my husband is very warm but maybe a worm isnt the best hat pin they tend to wiggle and split very very easily

alright then not picky im sure its nice to meet you whats up beyond pinioning worms to hats and all the small talk that goes along with it

oh yeah sleeps pretty nice i dont need it myself but i still do it pretty frequently like fuck dude who wouldnt want to just conk out for a few hours its like the deepest chill

and listen if the worm tries to leave ill eat it my man

but uh yeah not much goin on with me i got gifted a pair of my very own dumbfuck legs and theyre not super up on doing what i want them to so im mostly just lounging around so that i dont trip over myself thats basically it though

#glozedtart #ic #M!A: Crow Feet;

glozedtart‌:

birdbizarre replied to your post: im not even here half the time and im getting…

oh same worm

same worm same hat

but now that youve volunteered for tribute…..

i dont know about tribute but yeah ill shoot the shit for awhile put my worm in my hat like a feather and call myself davesprite

or yknow whatever else you wanna call me if you know a davesprite already im not picky

#nice to meet you tart #glozedtart #ic

valtsv

booty shorts that say “god won't let me die” on the ass

#hm

temporalmaid‌:

gosh are you sleeping well?

oh no yeah i sleep fine i just do it a lot like right then

but hey nice to meet you aradia im davesprite local bird currently relearning how to walk

#i dont think our schedules line up much but you blog some cool shit for the record #temporalmaid #ic #M!A: Crow Feet;

// hey yall real ooc talk ive been inactive because i literally sleep in like 3-hour bursts now because of my crummy living situation and boy howdy does that make it difficult to wanna sit down and write anything im extending my M!A until i feel like it’s done lmao probably for more like 3 actually active days rather than 3 flat days.

if my response time sucks im really sorry please be patient i have much love for everyone <3

#ooc

tetroxy replied to your post: hey leg havers dont you get tired

gettin tired is th price u pay 4 existin

i mean i guess thats technically true

#tetroxy #ic

hey leg havers

dont you get tired

#ic

floramodus replied to your post: i didnt realize how dusty my floor was until i...

i mean ive offered to clean!

i appreciate it

but i think ill eat something other than can of worms for dinner

#floramodus #ic #M!A: Crow Feet;

i didnt realize how dusty my floor was until i tried to walk on it

#ive had feet for twenty seven minutes and theyre already dirty #ic #M!A: Crow Feet;

one of my security cameras labeled me as a mysterious figure

so instead of a selfie you get this

youre welcome

#now if only it would open the doors without asking five security questions first #ic #mun art;#M!A: Crow Feet;

> Davesprite: Get Animorphed

You’ve never had one of these, but you’ve definitely seen their effects.

Once you read the message in your inbox, you take a deep breath, flex your thumbs over your phone screen, and try to summon up the words. There’s the fleeting notion that maybe this sort of thing doesn’t affect sprites, but with the way your body is sparking, you think you’re going to be disappointed.

You couldn’t imagine to what extent.

There’s no real downside to having legs. It’s not as if it will take away your ability to float -- you’ve been doing it for years, you’ve sort of got the hang of it -- but even beside that, it’s not like you even have to. The floor’s dirty, sure, and you’ve got junk lying around all over the place, but it’s not like you just leave lego pieces in the walkway or anything. It’s more the idea of your physical form being messed with that you’re not exactly thrilled with, but it’s only for a few days, so you’ll survive.

Your lower half swirls like a centrifuge, splitting pixels, varying shades of blinding orange and yellow, raw energy quickly superheating. Your sprite tail, formless, nebulous, expands outward and shrinks rapidly back together, two identical shapes sprouting where there was once nothing. You land on your newly-formed ass, more or less the same as you remember it from eons ago, and wait until the transformation is complete to shift your new limbs and open your eye--

Okay.

So that’s how it’s gonna be, huh?

Well, first thing’s first. Time to find some pants.

#ic #M!A: Crow Feet;

M!A: Legs! for 3 days

this is what i come back to

are you fucking kidding me

#ic #ic ask #M!A: Crow Feet;