be ok

we are here and now flora | she/her | dog [mobile links]

[hispanicdisorder]

[modogoblin]

why must we play god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

[littleguymart]

(source)

[ardraws]

howdy :V

[stinkybrowndogs]

But what if we still had the dodo

[jimkerk]

my life would be a lot less complicated if i wasn’t the victim of god’s personal idiot plot

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[dolomere]

@technowizardbitch started following you @heiretic started following you @floramodus started following you @hiraspex started following you @c12h12n2o3 started following you

woah there! howdy all! hope it aint rude to greetcha all at once, seems like y'all slid on in en masse! pleasure to make y'all's aquaintances.

[floramodus]

dolomere​:

aw, why you’re pretty charmin yourself, miss!

also gosh theres a lotta beanie babies ain’t there. i ain’t got time to go through the whole catalog but i do like these lil guys. him and the lil cow named jersey but i cant get the picture to work quite right.

a VERY excellent choice, you pass the test

he looks like a little man who would be a desktop buddy in the early 2000′s and i respect the grind of that i really do 

i love too many beanie babies to give a favorite, but i do have a soft spot for the more oceanic ones given i was raised on an island so, have digger the crab!

[catcrumb]

[sosuperawesome]

Cosmic Toast, Knife and Jam Pins

Alum and Ink on Etsy

[citrus-captain]

the moobloom has all my love

[dolomere]

@technowizardbitch started following you @heiretic started following you @floramodus started following you @hiraspex started following you @c12h12n2o3 started following you

woah there! howdy all! hope it aint rude to greetcha all at once, seems like y'all slid on in en masse! pleasure to make y'all's aquaintances.

[floramodus]

i hope its not rude to say i want to put you in my pocket!

the names flora :>

[floramodus]

im horrible still at greeting followers so to every one whos followed me: whats your favorite beanie baby and why. this test is graded

[floramodus]

technowizardbitch​:

yikes bro! that sounds awful tbh like my wisdom teeth came in wrong n even that shit blew i cant imagine more teeth than im supposed to have in my jaw idt human bone is meant 4 that

could b worse tho ur tooth dna could b bein overridden by shark teeth can u imagine?? nitemare fuel tbh

as much work as ive done with sharks id agree but at least thatd be SICK as hell on an aesthetic scale!!!

[aletheyass]

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

[aletheyass]

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

[aletheyass]

crave blood again

[plushieanimals]

scared-e & fraidy beanie babies 🧡

[abapically]

@floramodus started following abapically

are you aware you are a living example of the noble emordnilap?

[floramodus]

abapically​:

i am curious about both concurrently. am i correct in assuming you were not always this way? do you have patronages other than dogs?

oh boy

well its a very convulsed and long answer, no i wasnt always like this. when i was 13 i played a reality altering game that was centered upon destroying my original universe and breeding a new universe. becoming a god is a optional but optimal game mechanic, i was unfortunately murdered and ascended via that situation!!! as far as the dog thing goes my dream self- my second chance - was fused with my childhood dog who was also, by his own means, the first guardian of earth and by that title, godlike. so when i ascended i also fused with him!!!

i guess i am the patron of space?

[chillcrafting]