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[enbyrd]

what if... the background picture of your mobile theme... except davesprite

lmao well my mobile theme is a photo of me, a Trash Bird, but davesprite is my son so…

it runs in the family i suppose? B)

[birdbraindouchebag]

B3c

[gloomsys-deactivated20200622]

↳ birdbraindouchebag

      A bird? No- that was wrong, more like an orange person with wings. Wow, that’s not something you see everyday. One would think that fighting aliens would be weird enough (it is, but so is having an alien be a parental figure.)

Then they made eye contact, or at least she assumed. Look, the guy had sunglasses on and staring long enough would just embarrass her even more.

“You’re…. a bird too?” Gatchaman were technically birds, right?

[birdbraindouchebag]

Ah, there it is. The big question everyone seems to throw your way. Or, one of them at any rate. You’ve pretty much accepted these questions as apart of your daily life at this point; you’ve been here long enough to know there wasn’t a damn point to complaining about them. Folks wanna know why Big Birds on the block, after all.

“ uh, yea. what gave it away. was it the wings? it was the wings, wasnt it. “

[mystxrys-blog-deactivated202008]

→       This was wild.

Look, when there’s rumors about a monster in the sea, this little paranormal investigator just had to check it out. Hell, she bought a swimsuit just for this event, and she just arrived in this city merely hours ago. Dang, this girl works fast. Though apparently some had the same idea as her, heading straight for the goddamn monster. She couldn’t even get close to finding it. Damn these super heroes and their damn powers.

“This literally reminds me of a dang anime.”

Instead she decided to just lounge around, that is until someone came up to her. 

Who the… Alright, she’s dealt enough ghosts to know how one looked like and this bright orange mess was obviously one. Guess being patient did have it’s merits. She took a quick glance at the object he was holding and decided that she’ll just ignore his question and start the ghost hunting. All you needed was to find salt, right?

“Hell yes! I can’t believe a ghost came up to me! Fuck, I need a way to capture you or somethin’, hold on ghostie!!!”

[birdbraindouchebag]

“ what. seriously? “ Seriously? Ghostie? It wasn’t new either. Far from it. The consorts had nakked and glubbed up similiar nicknames for him back on the Battleship. Where was the creativity? One could only take so many comments about their ghost ass before it got a little stale. And boy, was it stale. Besides, Davesprite had clocked in enough hours of Ghostbusters II the MMORPG to know what the hell she was going on about. Sure, most, if not all, of the hours were spent goofing around but he had spent a good twenty minutes trying to figure out the plotline that they were supposed to follow. Sure, he didn’t watch the movies or read the comics, but it was kind of hard to miss when someone was going ghostbusters on your ass. The watch he was holding forgotton, he went off on a tangent:

“ oh hell no youre not going to pull that ghost busters crap on me. im not even a ghost, cmon! plus, what kinda well respected ghost is just gonna sit on their ghostly asses and twiddle their thumbs while they wait for you to bust em. you really gotta do your homework they aint just gonna shove their thumbs up their asses and wait to be captured. hell no, theyre gonna high tail it out of there or better yet bust your ass before you can pull out whatever real world equivalent to a pke meter or that ridiculous proton pack or whatever its called there is jesus christ “ He’s frustrated (and maybe just maybe a little threatened) and it’s as clear as day even with his shades on; his feathers are ruffled up, eyebrows knitted together with his lips pressed into a fine line.

[birdbraindouchebag]

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You’ve never been to a beach before, and the beach that had materialized within the walls of the city is nothing like the beaches you’ve seen in the movies. Sandy shores and waves aside, you find that - much like in the moves, these shores are teeming with shiny objects galore; coins, bits of candy wrappers, various trinkets that people keep leaving behind in the sand, the whole nine yards. The bird in you is going to have a fuckin’ field day.

Inevitably, you find something of value. A little too much value. You can’t really haul this thing back to your nest apartment. 

You decide you can’t. Instead, you approach someone about your find.

“ hey yo, you know who this belongs to? “ from your talons dangles a fairly expensive looking watch, “ i know what youre thinking where the hell did this bird find a watch this dope?? well i found it in the sand and id keep it but idk i think someone might miss it if i did. i dont wanna decorate my nest with stolen goods ya feel me “

[birdbraindouchebag]

ill do everyones replies tonight i promise im just hella overwhelmed with other places (IM SORRY)

[newgroundstier]

oh boy the furry circus is in town

[birdbraindouchebag]

❤ !

thank u!!! :** u too ok i love.. your rps

[legionofthemultimuse]

Improvement Meme

I figured a small ‘improvement meme’ would be a fine idea for RPers looking to brush up their skills and topple weaknesses, so here it is. Feel free to use the symbols or go for a more in depth response. Yes, you can send any of these to me too. 

☢: You need to work on character responses, they tend to be bland. 

✄: Your RP responses are really short/ could have more effort put in!

Σ: You’re messing up your punctuation here and there. 

▼: Try to improve your spelling/Grammar

☯: Try to open up to more RPers, you’re great, but you’re missing out on a lot of potentially amazing RPs!

▲: Try to be more positive on yourself, there’s no reason to hate on yourself so much. 

☠: You need to be more respectful. 

✈: You need to improve your action sequences or reactions of characters. 

❤: You’re doing amazing, we can always improve but every RP I read of yours is a joy.

✉: Message more RPers and get some more activity going please. 

Ⓐ: Fight scenes could use more work. 

❥: Romantic Scenes can be awkward, do your best to improve on this, and look out for common pitfalls!

☁: You might want to take another look at your character/characters and work on them a bit more. Every great character has a flaw or two. 

✪: Joker *Whatever you feel needs to be addressed* 

[birdbraindouchebag]

I want the H

13. Failed hug

So, maybe Davesprite feels a little bad watching the guy rub where the hilt of his sword collided into him, but really, who hugs something with a very real sword sticking out of their chest?

“ hey uh fyi you shouldnt hug things with swords sticking out of them “

[birdbraindouchebag]

I want the H from the birb

2. Sleepy hug

Well, you know how it is for birds. The lights go out, and so do they. Unfortunately, Davesprite’s no different. By the time the suns long gone and the moons taken it’s place, he’s fast asleep, wispy sprite tail curled around the Warden’s waist to keep his proclaimed pillow close.

[askvok]

Send me a “I want the H” and I will randomly generate a number!

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen eachother” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Any hug you choose!

[rosehairedarchive]

new Munday meme because we need one

[birdbraindouchebag]

xstillhere:

Name: craig Age: 19! Birthday: 6 / 8 First muse on Tumblr: aph icelan d... First RP url: icerando Why did you pick your first muse?: i..used to rp him on deviantart Latest muse on Tumblr: **gestures wildly to davesprite* Latest RP url: davespritexe Why did you pick your latest muse?: i love davesprite a lot? he’s my strongest muse and the muse i have the most fun writing, even if i do have difficulties writing him correctly. Best RP Memory: citta-alveare as a whole! i cannot articulate how much fun it is to be here and how incredibly nice everyone is!!! it’s so relaxing here too i don’t feel like i’m on edge to be “”””the very best”””””” at my character. Worst RP Memory: a while back, i roleplayed south park in indieland. it was fine at first, but god, it’s so full of drama and other bullshit that i honestly couldn’t take it anymore. everyone was constantly at each others throats over what seemed like trivial matters (not that some of the stuff that went down wasn’t heavy. woo boy, it could be heavy as hell) that i felt like i was walking on eggshells the entire time. after i started getting hate for some stupid reason, i just packed up and left. What are all the muses you had on Tumblr?: woo boy. ok uh: iceland (aph), denmark (aph),  south italy (aph), davesprite (homestuck), jadesprite (homestuck), john egbert (homestuck), PM (homestuck), mituna captor (homestuck), sollux captor (homestuck), the disciple (homestuck), latula pyope (homestuck), craig tucker (south park),  tweek tweak (south park), clyde donovan (south park), mike shmidt (fnaf), the phone guy (fnaf), the purple guy (fnaf), at least im not listing my dA muses  Longest muse?: will smith points @ davesprite Shortest muse?: probably the fnaf muses? i don’t even like fnaf wtf is wrong w/ me Any advice for RPing?: the quicker u do your drafts, the quicker you can see ur partner’s reply. that’s usually what gets me to reply.

[chronokind]

Your gaze flickers upwards to Bro’s shades, and your gut clenches. You’re really not sure why Davesprite has those. It can pretty much only be thanks to one thing:

❝so. is he here?❞ You hope it’s obvious enough to him that you mean Bro.

[birdbraindouchebag]

The subject flips to Bro, inevitably.

“ yeah. probably. i dunno. he was here at any rate but you and i both know that dude is inscrutable as hell. i lost track of him a month ago. “ Hell, maybe the respawn system glitched out for him and he wasn’t going to respawn like everyone else. Like you did. You’re not going to tell him that and you’re not going to tell him why. Why makes your gut clench and makes you feel like you’re going to throw up on the spot. Hell, just talking about him casually is enough to make you feel ill. Your stomach isn’t doing gymnastics inside of you, yet, but your skin is prickling, your feathers are ruffled, and the feel of his shades on your face feels so incredibly wrong and out of place, that you’re forced to finally unhook them and let them dangle from one of your  talons. They clatter against the pavement between the two of you a few seconds later. You train your eyes down at them, mainly so Dave can’t really see your expression. “ shit. fuck. christ on a stick. “

[eolianic-blog1]

          You let Davesprite go on his tangent uninterrupted for nostalgias sake, all attention on the one above you. Though you might never admit it him aloud, it’s nice to hear his voice and you have missed him since the last time you saw him. Spend three years with someone and they really grow on you whether you realize it or not.  He seems to ramble on and on, but do get the gist of what’s being said and can figure out what to say without really pausing to think.

❝i guess we’ll just have to make you the bird king and give you a crown and every thing. i was joking about the nest but i guess you aren’t joking about it i wouldn’t mind seeing it. There’ll be lots of free time here.❞ Oh the others, that is a very important topic change albeit sudden. ❝i haven’t seen them yet. i did just get here like last night  or maybe early this morning, i didn’t really keep track! it’s nice to know that they’re alright…are they alright?❞

[birdbraindouchebag]

Bird king? Complete with your own crown and everything? Hell yeah, now he was talking. Though, you had been mostly joking about your nest. While fairly impressive in size and the quality of it, it wasn’t dope as hell. Yet. You’re not done pimping it out. If the guy wanted the grand tour of your nest, he’d have to wait like everyone else. The birds that stop by every now and then are lucky enough.

" nah, you cant see it yet. i just got the apartment and im sure as hell not done decorating it yet. babys first nest yknow its gotta be perfect. my room on the battleship doesnt count, i never got to finish it. "

" theyre fine, scouts honor. sprites honor? though uh i havent seen jade in a long ass time. last time i saw her was.. " During the literal war that had engulfed the city a few weeks back. That wasn’t even her; it was some fucked up doppleganger who wanted everyone (including you) dead. You shift in the tree your sitting in at those memories, already feeling the little pinpricks of anxiety under your skin. She killed people in front of you. " a few weeks ago, maybe longer, i dunno. maybe her doggie senses called her away. some poor citizen of the hive is trapped in a well somewhere. shit, maybe she fell in with 'em. "

[screamingmemequeen2015]

“I was taken out of my timeline and put here, just like everyone else. I’m going to assume that’s very much why you’re here too? Otherwise I’m going to have to ask why you’re sleeping here in the street in the most dangerous Sector. Well, what is the most dangerous Sector as far as I know.”

Giving Davesprite a lecture wasn’t really the best idea, as she knew the guy had just woken up. On the other hand, she had really missed talking to Dave. What better way to celebrate a reunion by giving him a small half hearted lecture?

“How long have you been stuck here, anyway?”

[birdbraindouchebag]

DAVESPRITE: hey cut a bird some slack will you DAVESPRITE: what else am i gonna do when the lights go out DAVESPRITE: ignore the call of nature??

Essentially, his bird half had him whipped as hell, but, enough of that. It had been long enough since he had even talked to Rose, let alone seen her face-to-face. His stomach did a couple of uneasy flips as he recalled the last time he had seen her.

DAVESPRITE: couple of months DAVESPRITE: but uh listen DAVESPRITE: sorry

Hesitantly, he leaned down and gathered her in a very long overdue hug.

[ionachta]

          It had only been a second but you were pretty certain you had spotted a familiar face at last. Sure, you had only been here for a short while, but you had been looking for people you knew from the moment you realized you were alone. Sure, the one you spotted wasn’t exactly the way you remembered him, but you were like 100% sure it was your ecto-son. 

          So you ran after him, which was difficult. Thankfully, a bright orange bird sprite person wasn’t hard to lose, and kind of stood out of a crowd. ❝daaaaave wait up. god dammit… DAVE!!!❞ He heard that one, as did like everyone else on the street, but that was cool. You didn’t care. In your running you had figured out that this Dave was probably the bird Dave that your two kids had mentioned back a while ago, the one who the Dave you had met prototyped. Man, too many Dave’s to keep track of but it was still super exciting so you skid to a halt in front of the floating orange soda son ignoring the looks of people who had heard you shouting. 

          ❝dude makin me run like that isnt cool. i could give you a verbal beatdown of epic proportions right now but holy shit you are way too cute to do that to. look at you oh my god you look so young!! baby birb dave seriously i wanna smoosh your cheeks!❞ Wait, hold up, you had forgotten one little detail. ❝uh… you do know who i am tho right? i mean sprites are supposed to have this weird infinite knowledge of events like timelines.❞

[birdbraindouchebag]

The name Dave is popular enough that when you hear someone hooting and hollering your old name into the masses, you don’t give it much thought. There’s places to go, people to see; you don’t need to waste your precious time checking to see if someones talking to you when there’s a high probability that they’re not. It only hits you when she catches up to you, skidding to a halt in front of you — you’re the Dave she’s talking to.

The notion leaves you feeling more uncomfortable than anything. You brush it off almost immediately after it surfaces.

DAVESPRITE: woah DAVESPRITE: hey dont go all grandma on me i barely even know you DAVESPRITE: i dont think i can play another round of squish davesprites cheeks DAVESPRITE: shes old as balls but shit nannasprite goes hard on the paint when it comes to fussing over the kids

Awkward. You don’t actually know who she is. You’ve got a pretty good guess though.

DAVESPRITE: nah youve got it mixed up a little there DAVESPRITE: i know my way around the timelines but thats got nothing to do with being part sprite DAVESPRITE: what i do have a weird infinite knowledge of is card games DAVESPRITE: you wanna know the ins and outs of some shit like creights? war? i got you covered DAVESPRITE: youre like my teen mom right