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Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

#fav

segamascott

jetix

Fully grown Ganoderma tsugae on Hemlock trees, 2019

mtndewbajablast

#new chickadee face unlocked

totallytubular

#LOVE

orcboxer

boxing coach: come on you need to get MAD

me: *imagines someone in a steampunk outfit saying sprrrockets*

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

charl0ttan

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

charl0ttan

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

charl0ttan

my childhood = ruined.

9cl

One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the other Ancient Master