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BEHOLD THE PHANNOUNCMENT

#dan and phil #phan #dip and pip #phannouncment

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#dan and phil #phannouncment

name an announcement ?

#dan and phil #phannouncment

#phannouncment #dan and phil

#dan and phil

#dan and phil #dip and pip #phan #phannouncment

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What the past days have felt like

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dan and phil announcement theory: their blurred picture is of one single boba pearl that they are auctioning off to the highest bidder. a week or so later dan eats one from the same batch on stream, so it’s kinda famous, like here’s this moment of connection between you and your parasocial freak. we won’t hear anything about it for a while and we’ll distrust their announcements and buildup, then we will learn that the lucky follower who got the pearl has mysteriously disappeared, their bedroom filled wall to wall with boba pearls. subsequent stream where dan does everything in his power to throw up his pearl (so as not to be disappeared) and we witness his hideous transformation live.

other theory: the phibrator

MAYBE THE BEAST RETURNED

#dan and phil #dip and pip #phan #phannouncment