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oh btw i made this last week i think the little gay people in my phone will appreciate it

#bill 2015 #bill the film #six idiots #the six idiots #them there #mathew baynton #mat baynton #ben willbond #martha howe douglas #larry rickard #simon farnaby #jim howick #shakespeare #Youtube #mine: compilations

bowelfly

hands you 50 little guys

fiollaigean

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

Syd Matters is releasing an album for the first time in sixteen years????

wordfather

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

wordfather

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

wordfather

THIRTY TWO??????

phillyphillyphilly

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

wordfather

the world is so big and beautiful

#i'm not American but we definitely have multiple types of apples here #perhaps not as many as the US but still quite a few and buying the wrong one will ruin your day #then again The Netherlands is arguably the US of Europe

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

i cried at a movie trailer earlier so i'm sure seeing Project Hail Mary tonight will go great

#last time i sobbed hysterically

cognitohazardous

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

where would we be without Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah

fandomsandfeminism

This may be the best Pride merch I've seen from a major corporation.

Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.

And the assless chaps sold out on June 1.

aetherograph

They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."

fandomsandfeminism

I think Levi's donates to Outreach International every year too, as well as sponsoring pride events and other community support. They were offering Same Sex domestic partner benefits to employees in the 90s, and have been very public about their support for pro-lgbt legislation all through the 2000s.

So, you know, a giant corporation that walks the walk pretty consistently.

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#i had egg fried rice with carrot onion scallion and ginger #ginger isn't a vegetable but it felt weird not mentioning it after listing all the other ingredients

things-that-are-not-true

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

things-that-are-not-true

i have chosen to spare him after he offered $100,000 for his life

eesttm

S21E10

#greg davies #alex horne #taskmaster #taskmaster series 21

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.