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Has anyone else ever noticed when we talk about Jason Todd’s death and autopsy that we never mention the craniotomy? There should be a craniotomy scar on his head. Depending on the haircut he has you should even be able to see it. Such as a fade, buzz cut, or something similar. I need to know if anyone else has noticed this please.
I only want the fab 5 (+ Kori later on) when they are absolutely insane about each other. The most ride and die you will ever find.
They will never hesitate to square up again anyone who says anything bad about their team mates (and best friends (and lovers)), consistently checking in with each other even (and especially) when they are not meant/ supposed to.
I want them so fucking codependent but also completely unaware bc what do you mean you don’t constantly update your friend group everytime anything happens. What do you mean you don’t just break into your best friends house and sleep in their bed with them when you feel sad. What do you mean you keep secrets from your friends. What do you mean you don’t join your friends when they shower so you can continue your conversation. What do you mean you don’t know where every single scare on your best friend comes from. What do you mean you don’t call their dad a stupid motherfucker to his face. What do you mean you don’t know everything about your best friends.
I want them to have so many inside jokes that they are basically speaking a different language. I want them to share clothes and makeup and accessories to the point where nobody really remembers who owned what first. ( I want everyone to wear the other people’s merch always)
I want them to speak about their siblings like they are shared between the five of them. I want Tim to ask Donna a question when he is too embarrassed to ask Dick, and Cassie to ask Dick when she doesn’t want Donna to know, etc.
I want the mentors to be the other people’s aunt and uncles. ( I want the mentors and adults in their life to have a group chat where they try and help each other keep track of what their kids are doing bc gods know they won’t just tell them, so whenever they have a sleepover or a mission in one persons city, they let’s the rest of the mentors know. I also want the mentors to constantly send ‘baby’ photos and videos of their ‘kids’ in the group chat)
I want the dating history within the group to be so fucking confusing that you need a collage level lecture to understand it from the outside.
I want all of them to be married to other titans, but nobody really remembers who is married to who, especially since most of them are married to multiple people. ( a mix of Vegas weddings, undercover missions that took a turn, space rituals and traditions they got court up in, bets that were won and lost, and very intense dnd campaigns)
I want their private group chat to have more encryptions and protections than pentagon and the batcomputer put together. I want the GC to be filled with Drunken voice notes, homemade memes, pictures that should never see the light of day, secrets and jokes that would get them into soooo much trouble.
I want them to bring one or two titans along to family and work events. I want people to bet on which of the friends will go with Roy vs who will go as Dicks date to the fancy Galas, bc you can bet your ass they will be there as arm candy on their arms. (Having your friends at the Gala is the only thing that makes going to these Galas bearable). I want them to sneak out every time and go to a random fast food restaurant.
I want their fighting styles to be so engrained in each other that it is impossible to figure out who thought who what, and which of them was the first person to introduce this move into the equation.
I want outsiders to look at them and be confused if one of the OG titans are standing alone without one of the other titans. Do you see the vision?
Jason indoctrinates Damian
Tim: Hey Dami? Damian: Ya? Tim: When you first came to the Manor, why did you speak like that? Damian: Hello, why are we being racist? Tim: NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ACCENT- Damian: uh huh and what are you talking about? Tim: The fact that you speak straight out of an SAT vocab quizlet Jason walks in and immediately turns around. Both Tim and Damian spot him Damian: Todd, care to join the discussion? Jason: I'm good thank you I just gotta analyze the DNA of the um coffee, k bye- Damian: JASON GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE Damian: IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM Damian: YOU FEAR MONGERED ME ABOUT THE SAT FROM THE RIPE AGE OF 7 Damian: I HATE YOU Damian: I HATE YOU SO MUCH Jason: As your designated English tutor, I felt as if it was necessary for your future success Damian: YOU READ MARY SHELLEY SO MANY TIMES I ACTUALLY HAVE IT STUCK IN MY BRAIN Jason: WELL THERE WASN'T ANY NURSERY RHYMES IN THE LEAGUE AND well mumbling frankenstein was really personal to me Tim: on the floor laughing WAIT SO JASON BASICALLY CONDITIONED YOU TO HAVE A CLASSIC LIT PARLANCE Jason: indignant LIES AND SLANDER. IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DIDN'T PICK UP ON CASUAL ENGLISH IT'S NOT LIKE I SPOKE FORMALLY 24/7 Damian: YOU BARELY SPOKE AT ALL YOU HAD A SELECTIVE MUTISM Jason: HEY, I BETTER SEE YOU GET AN 800 ON THE READING & WRITING SECTION ON THE SAT THOUGH Tim: SO IT'S FOR THE BEST? Damian: YOU JUST REFUSED TO TELL ME IT WASN'T NORMAL I THOUGHT EVERYONE IN NEW JERSEY SPOKE LIKE THAT Tim: genuinely choking on his laughter NEW JERS- NEW JERSEY??????? LIKE THAT????????? PFFFFFFF
Tim: I was so confused when you first showed up, I thought you were possessed by an Oxford Lit professor or something. That or you really wanted to get that 1600 on the SAT Damian: You literally aren't even that far off Damian: First Jason basically is an Oxford Lit professor, just with guns and insecurity Damian: And second, he told me that College Board created the SAT to rank people based on intelligence and that the dumb ones get outcasted from society and of course my brain was like ah I need to ace this test to prove my worth Damian: HE TOLD ME TO SPEAK LIKE THAT TO 'PRACTICE MY VOCAB' Damian: I LITERALLY USED A QUIZLET TO MEMORIZE THIS Tim: JASON YOU WERE LITERALLY PROJECTING Jason: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD TAKE THE SAT SO INSTEAD I WAS LIKE I CAN DO IT VICARIOUSLY THROUGH DAMI
Jason: You should be grateful I didn't make you use archaic language like 'thee', 'dost' and 'hath' Damian: WELL ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Jason: No, I'm euphoric
I know Peter who can't themoregulate and his walking fireplace boyfriend, Johnny, is enjoying this cold ass weather rn.
But on some real, I need this weather to wrap it up before February ends.
Johnny *drunk*: You don't love me.
Peter *sober*: I do love you. You know I do. I'm just not going to steal a roadsign for you.
Peter: me and my boyfriend don't argue. he says shut the fuck up and i do
Johnny: no the fuck you don't??
Pre-relationship au where the two of them get drunk while in Vegas after saving the world and get married. They pretend to be in a long-term relationship so that the press doesn't judge Johnny. They slowly start to fall in love.
Peter: Shhhh. I'm drunk.
Sue: I know.
Peter: Don't tell Johnny.
Johnny: Oh honey, I already know.
Val: Let's play a game! I'm going to quote Uncle Pete, and you're going to tell me if he's said it to Johnny or to a deli sandwich.
Val: I love you so much. Like. So so so much.
Franklin: Easy. That's clearly to Uncle Johnny.
Val: Wrong. Next: Oh my God, I just wanna eat you.
Franklin: sandwich
Val: Nope, Uncle Johnny.
spideytorch shenanigans
Cock shame him!!!
he’ll leave and come back from patrol w a kiss but after johnny wakes up it’s back to pulling his pigtails and calling him flamebrain
pete's just not in the mood
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secret identity stuff
In Johnny's defense, that shirt probably costs more than Peter's rent
peter's students accidentally find out that their nerdy science teacher is married to THE johnny storm?! member of the ff, the human torch?! and they absolutely freak out just to find out 10 minutes later that he also used to date supermodel/actress mary jane watson
