Fangirl/artist/hungry

If you saw a spelling mistake/ typo, no you didn’t.

[yooo-lets-go]

Lt said fuck work

[kaijuerotica]

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

[kaijuerotica]

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

[mymansmoon]

ilya pushing into shane for the first time....he is first and foremost concerned with shane's comfort and pleasure, you can see the way his expression barely changes even as certainly overwhelming sensations are washing over him but he's LASERED in on shane's face, watching for his reaction, checking for positive signs. and only after he's made certain shane is okay does he succumb to the probably insane pleasure he's experiencing. the way his eyes fall closed and his mouth moves soundlessly, processing how good it feels...........yeah

[librarygf]

also (still talking about something that no one else cares about) it’s so beautiful and meaningful to me that ilya is the one who most longs for and pushes for queer solidarity. like he is the one who tells ryan price that his and shane’s camps are focused on teaching tolerance, he is the one who shows up to scott’s gay bar night, and he is the one who gets the centaurs to wear pride tape for troy during the whole pride game (instead of just for the mandated warm-up). and he longs so badly to come out to his team bc he wants them to know this side of him. like he is so explicitly a queer man who wants to be seen for that part of his identity and he is willing to go to bat for everyone else. which makes sense to me from a russia pov bc he really knows the political context of everything. and he wants that community so bad!! bad enough to always show up in support which is such a beautiful part of his story to me

[shaneposting]

hollanov have a countdown app on their phones so they always know how long it is until they next see each other and they use this as the basis of their good morning texts

mostly they’re sweetieful (‘25 days until i get to kiss your freckles’ ‘25 days until i get to fall asleep next to you’) and sometimes they’re sexy (‘16 days until i get to use your pretty mouth’ ‘16 days until i get to come on your cock’) and sometimes they’re silly (‘8 days until i get to drink your boring smoothies’ ‘8 days until i get to steal my hoodie back’)

sometimes ilya texts first, sometimes shane, either way they reply every morning and match the vibe of each other’s message

until it’s the day before the first boston vs montreal game of the season and by pure coincidence ilya sends ‘good morning moya lyubov it is 1 day until i get to show you how much i love you ❤️’ at the exact same time as shane sends ‘good morning it’s 1 day until i get to beat your cup losing ass 😈’

[swagsmeister]

a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate

[bebemoon]

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

[isisisak]

[peachyteaartt]

That white boy’s bisexual greed sickens me

[cloudabserk]

the wicked succubus ilya

[fiyeli]

Sunrise, Parabellum

insta: _fiyeli

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[fallout-lou-begas]

some really good posts i saw

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya was cracking one of the self deprecating jokes like i’m lazy to shane and shane scrunches his face then yells out to the living room “MOM, DAD, ILYA’S PICKING ON HIMSELF AGAIN” and yuna and david fake gasps and yells back “DEFAMATION ON MY SON!” and shane grins and gives ilya a peck while ilya’s brain short circuit because apparently he was just scolded for defaming… himself?

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya in the situationship era “it’s just fucking”. ilya now being a married man lying on top of his husband and kissing him all over his face and saying between kisses “oh my god i love you so much” MWAH MWAH MWAH “i can’t live without you even for a second” MWAH MWAH MWAH and shane giggling beet red on his face cus even after so many years together he’s still gets shy around his husband. it’s just two men who still have crushes on each other

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane featured in a NHL official account video being asked “what’s your favorite workout off season?” and shane answering “i love cardio with ilya” and people on the internet immediately taking it to the dirty side thinking they’re fucking nasty off season and shane genuinely thinking about all the running and hikes he goes with his husband and anya

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane coming up with a question “do you think we would be together in high school?” and ilya looked at shane’s direction and replied “we kinda did” and shane’s like “oh my good we are high school sweethearts” and ilya looked right into shane’s eyes and asked “what the fuck is high school sweethearts?”