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sideblog turned personal | scott he/him

[birdlover2000]

Anyway your april fools "suggestion" is uncreative, unfunny, poorly thought out shit! Blocked, bye!

Uh?

[mellifexfarm]

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[mellifexfarm]

[chaoticallyprecise]

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

[frigbob]

Ginger likes to dip her head in pots so that’s why there’s no plants in them :/

[chicken-beebs]

Hey! You grew a chicken! Good job!

[chicken-fluff-butts]

weird bird hour

[mintymamba-deactivated20210323]

how is this goofy little girl prettier than me wtfffff😂😂😂

[birdlover2000]

A collection of spots

[birdlover2000]

Are you also Birdboy2000? The similar names, the Pokemon icon...

Ive never heard of them! But if we're that alike i have to look them up

[goawfma]

gay swans you are doing amazing sweeties

[democraticparrotlet]

C O N F I R M E D P O K E M O N

[mellifexfarm]

bee showing off her heart feathers

[chicken-fluff-butts]

not even ear rubs could stop her from telling the entire neighborhood about her egg

[birdlover2000]

IM SO PROUD OF HER

[quibblepoof]

excuse me you need new batteries

[dayswithhappy]

This little guy is serious when it comes to disrupt me in playing minecraft.

[needysuggestions]

please dont ignore me please love me please tell me im good please dont leave me please need me

[birdlover2000]

My dog sent this ask when I went to the store without him

[birdlover2000]

[kollector-of-stims]

Napping cat mochi squishy!

[birdlover2000]

let!! him!! sleep!!