Birdnerd

“this is a universe in which things can still fuck up. and that’s where I belong.”

[birdnerd3241]

Introduction

Birdnerd I guess

he/him

Gabriel Landeskog #1 fan (contested)

Fandoms or whatever

Various hockey stuff

Colorado Avalanche

San Jose Sharks

Colorado Eagles

So many players I won’t even try to list them

Vintage Story

The Magnus Archives

Hadestown

The Crane Wives

Sparkbird

Project Hail Mary

The Life Series

The Hunger Games

Heated Rivalry

17776/20020

SF/DAWTDE

Venice the Musical

Wips because if they’re public I’ll be pressured to finish them

Mine and my friends’ Vintage Story characters

Life Series Watchers x TMA Ceaseless Watcher crossover

Hockey at the End of the World animatic

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ps: you aren’t crazy I do edit this post like constantly because I’m nothing if not inconsistent

[laneynoir]

Fixed it.

[timbitshockey]

there's something kind of you-can't-go-home-again about being a hockey fan in terms of, like, your "first" roster is always going to be "your" roster, no matter how long ago it was or how many people have been swapped around, how many trades, how many retirements, how many free agencies you live through. it'll never be exactly like that again. it probably wasn't even exactly like that for a full season. i know there's a lot of jokes about "how do athletes deal with trades. what about their friends?" but it's also, like, what about us? what about our friends? to me, the penguins are always going to be, like, brian boyle and jason zucker and brian dumoulin and evan rodrigues and john marino, but for other people, the penguins go back even further than that. hags and horny and nealer and flower. you don't have to go too far down on reddit to find people who think about mario and jagr. i was a fairweather bandwagon fan for the avs when they won the cup and that exact lineup holds its shape in my mind perfectly, but talk to someone who follows the team for real and they have a tyson jost-shaped hole in their picture of the cup team that's still not healed over. i just love that. the inherent melancholia of being a sports fan is not knowing you're in the good ol' days when you're in them and then trade deadline comes. and the trade deadline comes every year.

[depsidase]

[tbdagent]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[tbdagent]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[tbdagent]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[tbdagent]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[sensommeren]

MyShane uses his incredible focus powers and autistic masking to ask players mundane interview questions that lead to devastating chirps during face-offs.

Shane (staring intensely at where puck is about to drop, with the most casual voice): So where're you from, originally?

Player (star struk and also confused enough to answer): uh- wh- um, Texas?

Shane: huh, not much hockey there, how'd you get into it?

Player(excited about talking hockey with Shane Hollander!): yeah, my uncle played for the Maple leafs.

Shane: oh, cool, does he still play?

Player: no, he only played two seasons.

Shane (kindly, like a kindergarten teacher): You might want to follow his lead on that.

Puck drop, player left standing until Shane scores.

[birdnerd3241]

Someone asking me what I’m reading is very scary because recently more often than not the answer has been hockey rpf

[artnijna]

Why is this 🧙‍♀️look so mad 😭😭😭

[03owlyn]

I made shitpost

[littleaipom]

don't think. (become)

[leechingluhck]

Enjoy this low effort meme i made for a fandom I have never posted about

[artoforanges]

Jim and his stupid little awkward smile appreciation post

[mildeleef]

And now, me learning to draw trolls montage

[0v3rdozer]

happy 5th birthday to the movie that changed jim and aja’s character for no reason at all

[sirimiri-ovo]

Felt like drawing that one meme. Jim would definitely try to be the bigger person this time too but Steve rage-baits him lmao.

[skybridger4ce]

Half return, half return

Standing in the yard, dressed like a kid

The house is white and the lawn is dead

The lawn is dead, the lawn is dead

Unchanged ver + reference under more

[rookabilly]

this show has rapidly absorbed my whole life i think

I honestly don't like this one as much as the others due to a few inconsistencies that I didn't fix before it became arduous but. i think it's pretty solid otherwise.