Birdnerd

“this is a universe in which things can still fuck up. and that’s where I belong.”

[birdnerd3241]

Introduction

Birdnerd I guess

he/him

Gay and probably other things too idk

two options: either things work out or I die an optimist

Gabriel Landeskog #1 fan (contested)

Fandoms or whatever: - Avalanche + Eagles, Sharks hockey (PWHL Denver🙏) - The Crane Wives - Hadestown - Heated Rivalry - The Hunger Games - The Life Series - The Magnus Archives (unfinished) - Project Hail Mary - Venice the Musical - Vintage Story (unfinished) - 17776/20020

idk what else to say so uhhhh 💚💛❤️💜

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

[lettucemakar]

with full sincerity, having a goalie tandem with:

narrative

wonderful personalities

both goalies being extremely good, starter quality

is a very rare hockey GIFT that I do not take for granted!!!

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[vastblue]

this is how it feels to make an oc and then get emotional about the situations you put them in

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

happy pride month 🌈

[birdnerd3241]

Hey guys avs fan here

I need v*gas to be utterly embarrassed

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[daily-nhl-polls]

Which fanbase has the most right to be pissed about *this year's* playoff loss?

Colorado

LA

Dallas

Minnesota

Utah

Edmonton

Boston

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Ottawa

Montreal

Tampa

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

*Two losing teams wouldn't fit, so I eliminated Buffalo and Anaheim, since it was their first playoffs go in a while, and neither got swept.

[urie]

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

[heartbeatline]

how can you NOT like him

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

whenever i’m sad i just watch videos of the lumberyard

[porjaa-143-deactivated20260520]

[daily-nhl-polls]

We got our 2026 SCF matchup! What's your stance?

I want the Hurricanes to win and I think they will

I want the Hurricanes to win but I don't think they will

I want the Golden Knights to win and I think they will

I want the Golden Knights to win but I don't think they will

Meteor

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[gomezmcgiggles]

my friends are alr sick of my ass but I’m still recovering 💔

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.