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[laneynoir]

SHHEEP sign up sheet!

By the way, did you know I have a master list of my fics? No? Go check it out!

For any who are unaware of what SHHEEP is, we are an appreciation club, specifically for hobbit hair being soft. But also the general hobbit culture protection.

For the history of our organization: https://at.tumblr.com/friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog/friends-you-have-heard-the-decree-thou-must/qalj4d2aapvg

To join our little club, you can comment or reblog with a Tolkien quote. Once you receive a hat, then you have been accepted as one of our fellowship!

The members of our club so far include:

@friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog our esteemed leader, and keeper of the clan.

@laneynoir second in command, and keeper of the knitting needles (I knit the initiation hats)

@milesasinmorales Official Burglar

@heckin-music-dork Official Residant cat.

@to-be-frank-i-dont-care Official Protector of Midnight Snack.

@sotwk Official Sweet Dreams Elf

@starryeyedrogue Official Protector of the Second Breakfast

@gayassvampire Official Barduil Fanatic

@blueberryrock Official lord of the blueberries.

@auttumnsayshi Official protector of gardens.

@chipperskipper Official Keeper of Hedgehogs

@iarwainjones Official Watcher of the Daffodils.

@a-burr-a-hobbit Official Keeper of Hobbiton Mischief

@jordie-your-local-halfling Official Stabby Child

@iotaqizm (you've yet to choose a title)

@mrfrodosstuff (you've yet to choose a title)

@kobaltdragon (you've yet to choose a title)

@technically-bean Official Keeper of Swords

@local-pirate-king Official Pirate

@avacado1sh Official Gremlin

@shanesotherlittleshop Official Gaurdsman of the Archives.

@frodothefair Official Queen of Old Westfarthing

@mangosforlife Official Partaker of Revelry!

@therepear13 Official Watcher of the Departed

@ellaenchanted36 Official Master of Whimsical Matters

Our precious animal division:

Professor Moragan Minerva Mewiarty: Official Parrot (cat)

Joanie: official spokeshorse of Rohan (horse)

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[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[no-one-offical]

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[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[unlimited-nobu-works]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[one-time-i-dreamt]

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[no-one-offical]

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[zenpencils]

KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[lizardsfromspace]

Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful

[bpzau-art]

He then gave her an axe

I love fics where Alastor takes care of Charlie

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[talesfromtreatment]

Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.

[earliestest]

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

[brightlotusmoon]

[a-book-dragon]

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

[liminalweirdo]

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

[mckitterick]

the notes on this are toxic - to help clear up any misunderstanding, here’s the actual science paper:

Dump the “dimorphism”: Comprehensive synthesis of human brain studies reveals few male-female differences beyond size

With the explosion of neuroimaging, differences between male and female brains have been exhaustively analyzed. Here we synthesize three dec

in short: brains are brains

[ussjellyfish]

They have shenanned once. They’ll shenanigan!

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-