Birtuch's Warehouse

Wowing everyone with my stupidity every day main fandom : minecraft story mode

[birtuch]

Birtuch's Introduction!

Hi! My name is Birt or Birch, or whatever variation of Birtuch you feel like your heart desires to call me.

I post fanart and create AUs, my current fixation is

Minecraft storymode

I am currently making an au where Romeo comes to live in Beacon town a few years after the events of Season 2,

Things of note:

I like darker topics and dark ships, ESPECIALLY human x god in the toxic power dynamic way, if you don't like that then this isn't the blog for you.

What I draw:

OCs (not much here but every other platform I do)

Minecraft story mode - Romesse fanart

Billford fanart

Extra :

Send in requests for things for me to draw in my ask box, or just generally talk to me! I don't bite!!

My commissions ARE open!! Send me a dm if you wanna commission me!

That's all, buh byeee!!

[birtuch]

IM STILL IN THIS FANDOM I SWEAR, coursework just hates me, and ive made this as an inspirational poster to myself whilst I make a comic

Underneath is the inspiration poster along with the sneak peak of the comic

Pssst…. Over summer I’m planning on starting a fanfic of the old comic I made of Romeo coming back to beacon town…. Kiss kiss blush blush

[birtuch]

Would anybody care if I posted art of my minecraft rp OC who's really cool and an alien?

No?

Okay

This is Jean :3 (lore of him under the cut)

Jean is an alien from the planet Virmon, he was a famous actor and presenter, having been in shows and movies such as :

Theoretically Large Explosions

The UHOH sketchbook

Relative Bending

Starving Games

Im famous, I don't like it here

Haggravated Lassault

Love Mountain

Though, over time with the rise of AI in his home planet, Jean was left without a job. He ended up going into a whole other area of work. Space travel. His planet (along with the neighbouring planet) are very secluded in space, so Jean and a member of the neighbouring planet, Cassi, was hired to this space ship to open communications between their planets and the rest of space.

Jean was the communications officer on the ship

And then it crashed

And now the survivors are on a planet, trying to survive together!!!

Also Jean is considered the perfect specimen according to a cult that has started to form

[birtuch]

Hello…… WIFE

MY WIFEYYYY!!!! HAIIIIII

[tisanaallampone]

"the curse"

i found that minecraft animation again you know what that means👽

in my vision, entity can't use some weapons because they aren't able to manage their power. of course, we are talking about magical/particularly powerful objects which are not 303's property.

talking about the damage they inflict entity, it is a sort of "curse": the body parts that come in contact with the cursed weapon (mostly hands as you can see) get kind of "burned". the wounds the tool leaves are purple at first, the colour fades as they heal.

as usual, more facts under the cut <3

I wanted to sketch how the scars looked once they healed (used this as hand practice :] I love drawing hands)

bonus hero303 doodle ofc

[birtuch]

Bill of all bills in the bill land with bills

[disillusionedaydreamer09]

"BRO HOW DID YOU FRICK UP THIS BAD!?!"

(random doodle that made me bring eyestrain upon myself with all the individual pixels ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ.....still worth it tho)

Haha

[birtuch]

Biting anon here, could the plastic fangs stay on during sex or is that a step too far?

The fangs stay ON during sex just like the socks 🫶

[birtuch]

Hello niche fandom, have designs

[birtuch]

I think you should let me bite you <3

I don’t have much proof…. But Im sure I know who you are. if you are who I think you are which I’m most certainly sure you are as I am very smart, you should bite me 🫶🫶

[birtuch]

Hey!! You seem really cool and I thought it’d be Best you receive such message!! Also, if you’d be so privy, a bit of a fandom/media recommendation may be waiting for you if you’d like/enjoy such. You deserve and are worthy of all the good things in whatever manner of thinking need be, and I hope you know that, if Best. :]

DAWWWWW this is so sweet!!! Thank you Anon 🫶🫶 I am always welcome for media recommendations!! Honestly, I enjoy most things, and my specific taste is very obvious, love you anon!! Please give me those recommendations 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[birtuch]

Foaming at the mouth. I have so much stuff I want to draw but STUPID COURSEWORK DRAWING NAKED PEOPLE.

My entire life right now is dedicated to drawing naked people. AGAIN

Oh and dnd characters i guess

Rolling my eyes

[birtuch]

Me at the ripe age of 19 watching old YouTube animations of minecraft myths/creepypastas battling it out

11 year old me would be so happy to know that some things never change

[theresatrianglereal]

I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING! BUT THAT!

[birtuch]

Entity 303 was one of my favourite creepypastas growing up, to the point where when I was 11 years old I wrote a fanfic of him battling herobrine

I adore him so much

[birtuch]

Someone PLEASEEEE tell me herobrine and entity 303 has a proper fandom, ESPECIALLY Entity 303, PLEASEEEEEEUUUIHHHH

[f0xseven]

dude chill down