The |Brackest| Swan

| Fashion Junkie | Fiction Writer | LPhiE '13 | Copywriter | Graphic Designer | Dancer | <3

[pdlcomics]

this will be the year

[8pxl]

twitter is implementing some draconian ass rules. you’re no longer allowed to promote most social medias on there, and can be banned/deleted for having done so in the past

twitter is digging it’s own grave straight into an antitrust lawsuit tbh

[8pxl]

you can’t add the banned sites to your bio on twitter anymore, this is what it says

and you can no longer DM links to those sites

[8pxl]

UPDATE: OG TWEET BY TWITTER HAS BEEN DELETED 💀

[enamouredless]

[k-eke]

TV.

[tastefullyoffensive]

god help you if a find even a single bee!

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

ant bdsm

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[gayatouille]

[tastefullyoffensive]

🥴

[haram-jaan]

I will literally be mid breakdown reblogging shit on tumblr it’s all a facade

[therealjambery]

Are you kidding? At this point, my queue will be spitting out posts weeks after I've run off into the forest to live as a hermit.

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

[necrophilofthefuture]

[daddyfuckedme]

[studentlifeproblems]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[assdevourer]

[omghotmemes]

The reason why the teacher cut down marks is bs