Uncle Bilbo The Mermaid King

Coming to ABC this Fall!

[tiniestmousegirl]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[farisyawritesfic]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

[whitmerule]

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

[sweatermuppet]

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

[thedankmemes]

[thememedaddy]

[ayeforscotland]

The onion absolutely skewering AI tech bros.

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[angelsdean]

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

[etunpeudevitriol]

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

[amvs]

can’t use the internet without adblock because it’s so crowded that it’s unusable can’t read important breaking news without a subscription can’t get a streaming service without them eventually adding commercials can’t watch youtube videos without 30 ads can’t search up things on google without seeing a shit ton of sponsored results can’t answer unknown numbers because everything is a scam call can’t use essential app features without a 30 dollar subscription per month can’t watch a music video without product placement. is anyone else tired

[inthesensethat]

[catasters]

[girlballs-archive]

the primordial serpent

[thanatos-moon]

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

[valtsv]

does anyone else ever get the urge to use specific words. like sometimes i'll wake up and be like if i don't find an opportunity to say the words "abhorrent" and "catastrophic" today i'm going to lose my fucking mind.

[valtsv]

in the conversation straight up saying shit like "antediluvian" and "temerity"

[enki2]

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]