Too Quick For Groan Or Sigh

Each turned his face with a ghastly pang, and cursed me with his eye. . . . .. Kim. If I followed you it was probably an accident. Hobby potter. 28. Fire-breathing demon from rock'n'roll hell. Aesthetic blog: @ scotlands--burning.

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Just as a btw my tag for my pottery work is clay diaries!!

[bythestardoggedmoon]

My petard? Hoisted

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[dogpuppy]

[bythestardoggedmoon]

You can’t see California without Marlon Brando’s eyes btw. If you even care

[userfish]

making a new playlist titled “they don’t make music like this anymore” and it’s just telephone by lady gaga twenty times

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[becherdireinen]

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[scorpiooluvr]

you know what 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 just in case

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[helenvaughans]

the thing about the met gala is that everyone remembers the 2018 heavenly bodies one and everyone is still trying to chase that high

[qwertyfingers]

sound off in the tags please what are everyone's favourite songs about divorce / lost love / Old Friends / empty houses / grief / death / other such miseries thank you

[mont-ventoux]

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me