smack of ham

i play video games that straight up fucking suck. watch me reblog about it college dropout and really going thru it aes blog is @darknesstoo oc blog is @holy-slushies

[loveridden1999]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[yuramii]

just realized that my problem with genshin designs isnt the fanservice (i am a very simple, simple man) but rather that there's zero diversity in the types of fanservice. surely hoyoverse would realize that PLENTY of people go crazy for characters that arent barely clothed--just look at arlecchino, for example. and there's plenty of furina simps out there. we need more than one kind of neuron activation, hoyo!!!

[k-simplex]

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Spotted bat (Euderma maculatum)

[allpiesforourown]

Goodnight it would have taken one (1) stumble over words for shen yuan to reveal he's a transmigrator . Just imagine an au where he's going "Zhangmen shixiong this shen appreciates the concern regarding without a cure, but everypony- ahem everybody is being ridiculous" and Shang qinghua jumped to his feet and went HEY I FUCKING HEARD THAT

[darkkittyart]

Go back to your books… and your armchair. Plant your trees. Watch them grow. 🍁☕️

(The whirlwind with which these two characters have cemented themselves into my psyche. I adore them so much... l'd like to think this takes place in the depths of Erebor. While they have a still moment together. Soft, shy confessions before the raging storm.) 🥲

[partingwayssoon]

i dont even know man does anyone understand what im saying

[eurydicees]

tamaki is so funny because kyoya could not be ANY more obvious about being in love with him and meanwhile tamaki is like wow i have such a good straight best friend he'll tour all of kyoto with me and do anything i ask and run a host club with me and call me daddy when i call him mommy...... and everyone is like. tamaki do you even hear yourself. and he's just off in his own world

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[mistyblue-shadowdance]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[moonkitty]

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

[zinan-kg-deactivated20210113]

This video lives rent free in my head

[ghostsofthemanor]

The curtains are about to fall on Stillewald's Banquet!

For eight unforgettable years, we've been weaving the intricate tales of Truth & Inference together. We hope you've enjoyed every thrilling chapter!

Don't miss your final chance to bravely face the remaining mysteries of this tricky case!

Credit: Official English Identity V Twitter.

The anniversary event, Stillewald’s Banquet, will go away in 9 days. Be sure to finish the story and the event if interested by next week before it leaves!

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[knifeofvenus]

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