smack of ham

i play video games that straight up fucking suck. watch me reblog about it college dropout and really going thru it aes blog is @darknesstoo oc blog is @holy-slushies

[loveridden1999]

[microwaiver]

they hit the second pjackk

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[rhymingteelookatme]

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[neetols]

royal xiaoven au ive been playing around with since 2023 you are so special to me

[darkfoggyforests]

shen jiu ☁️

[cordia1ly]

«hell if I care.»

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[passionpeachy]

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

[robbinthemblind]

That movie had it all. It had lovecraftian horror, it had realistic blood. It had eldritch beings, it had underlying themes of redemption and desperation. If no one around you believes you can be better then why even try? If there’s a god does he love us or are we just something that exists? Did he will us into existence or did we will him? How can we trust in a god when we cant trust in one of our own? Can you be redeemed? Even when no one around you believes in you? Even when your not a human to them. When all you are to society is your worst moments, would becoming better mean losing yourself? What is yourself? What would you do to survive? If you lose yourself but come out with a beating heart are you alive?

[heeleryuta]

[blueskittlesart]

read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

[blueskittlesart]

next time people tell you the average tumblr user isnt misogynistic i need you to remember that every day people tag this post with mlm ships

[milkwavess]

death follows

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[stupidestasshole]

grandpa wants to inject you with his new solution

[ntrider]

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"