cos brainrot

anna (she/they)

[enzomancer]

[enzomancer]

my needs have evolved, they remain dire

[lieflipsiege]

it's so funny when straight men have to refer to escher and call him an "effeminate man" like lmao you can't say twink

[bisexualstrahd]

what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your $40 official amc shop worlds softest beigest pillow

[bisexualstrahd]

if you think about it, the general premise of curse of strahd is kind of just a fucked up version of avatar the last airbender

[bisexualstrahd]

happy new year to all curse of strahd dms who received panicked texts from their players about being spoiled for “the mage of st markovia”

[bisexualstrahd]

if a pack of adventurers from 2025 brought heated rivalry to barovia, escher would flip on his loyalty to strahd like a pancake on a griddle

[bisexualstrahd]

cos book out of stock due to publishing priority …. astarion’s book of hungers releasing new vampire rules …... i’m more convinced by the day they are gearing up for a strahd 2025 re-release …..

[bisexualstrahd]

sometimes i forget just how bad the actual cos book is and then i look at it again and am reminded of the racist tiger 🫩🫩

[bisexualstrahd]

always worried im horribly mischaracterizing every npc i have ever portrayed but i take comfort in the fact that, upon meeting escher, one of my players turned to me and said “he seems like he would talk to ai strahd chatbots”

[bisexualstrahd]

thinking about my favorite post on the internet today. you cannot imagine how often i have said “is [ ] bisexual if not whats [ ]’s deal” in the time since i found it. i’ll see a car go down the street and say “damn is car bisexual if not whats streets deal.”

[bisexualstrahd]

simultaneously upset that the official cos dm screen doesn’t have ireena on it and honestly relieved because i know in my soul they would do her so dirty if they did include her

[bisexualstrahd]

when you decide to start combat this is who you’re attacking btw …. NOT the undead lord of barovia

[bisexualstrahd]

rahadin, about escher: oh my god oh my god like i am used to this around you know everyone else but not around adventuring parties. like i thought around adventuring parties that he would not behave this way like it was just like no big deal like sucking dick and cock! like i’m just like oh my god time and place! and you did it the welcome dinner and i made excuses for you then. you were talking in detail about things you wanted to do to strahd —

[bisexualstrahd]

escher, summarized perfectly by this tiktok comment:

[bisexualstrahd]

impossible to watch sinners and hear the line “last time i seen my brother. last time i seen the sun.” and not think of the von zarovich siblings 💔💔

[bisexualstrahd]

plot of i, strahd summarized: wow… i can’t believe i am both chopped and unc

[oranges-and-art]

Wedding crashers