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listening to j-hope tell me that i'm "killin' it girl" while i do my taxes because being an adult is ass and i need the moral support

#penny for my thoughts #we're not even gonna talk about how i'm filing them like a day before they're due #mind your business

8nin

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

synergy27

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

#hey queue-tie pie

infectiouspiss

can we kill the idea that yawning=bored because there's a million reasons to be yawning and being condescendingly asked "oh im sorry are we boring you?" because of something you can't control is really rude.

you're not boring me this is a side effect of my medication but thank you for deciding that my yawns are some sort of insult toward you and going on the offensive i loved it 👍

jellyfishstarthings

this and i would also like to add sighing as well. the amount of times i've just had a really big sigh and someone was so quick to get snippy and go "what are you so huffy about?" or "what's your problem?". actually motherfucker, i just didn't get enough air in my lungs on my last breath and now i'm correcting it with a big inhale and exhale. it ain't that deep. that wasn't the read you thought it was. take your little bitter hateful ass somewhere else

#imagine being offended by basic bodily functions like a fucking weirdo #god forbid i breathe too loudly man #you know no one happy with their life overanalyzes the way air comes and goes out of people's mouths?#i have anxiety bitch - sometimes i just breathe weird. get the fuck over it

thenopequeen

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

let's experience the horrors with mama

#resident evil #resident evil requiem #resident evil 9 #grace ashcroft #alyssa ashcroft #god it was so nice seeing alyssa for the short time we had her #let's have a panic attack with mama #let's experience the evil residents(/ce) with mama #also sorry for the subtitles - i just screenshotted these from my ps5

omtai

life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly

stealingpotatoes

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

soulmvtes

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

Okay, so this might be a little dumb but I wanted to officially introduce my 2000s/2010s nostalgia spotify playlist for anyone who might be looking for a little nostalgia from that time period.

I first created this thing a couple years ago and I've just been adding onto it ever since. It is my longest spotify playlist, clocking in at 16 hours and 38 minutes (and counting since I still add to it all the time). I am very proud of it.

So, if anyone is interested: tah-dah! Here is the fruits of my labor from the bottom of my little 2000s baby heart.

Just a warning to anyone who wants to listen, this is filled with a wide variety of genres (ie. pop, rock, punk rock, r&b, reggaeton, internet songs, vocaloid songs, anime songs) so don't be surprised if you're listening to "Caramelldansen" by the Caramella Girls one minute, "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" by Tata Young the next, and then "Dance Dance" by FOB comes on. The music encompasses the late 90s to the mid 2010s since these were usually the songs that played on the radio/songs that I listened to on YouTube/heard on TV when I was growing up.

I can also thank my older brother for most of the 90s rock/2000s punk rock songs in this playlist (he was a late 80s baby so he was a teenager in the early 2000s AKA prime grunge emo skater kid era of music AKA the epitome of a teenage boy in the 2000s).