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[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[endcrys-art]

Things you can do with your OCs that will make them more awesome:

Make them aromantic

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[unhipwitch]

[lieflipsiege]

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

we need playing pretend now more than ever

[official-dnd-posts]

official dnd post

[identitty-dickruption]

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

[willgrahamscock]

local faggot found grieving what once was

[leidensygdom]

"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

[hal-leef]

literally all my guys and then I forget they aren't in a massive fandom and I can't just pull up AO3

[givemearmstopraywith]

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

[lieflipsiege]

grappling with the fact that my paladin is not, in fact, lawful good (immediately went to murder at the slightest inconvenience)

[dovahgarbage]

“He is Ancient. He is the Land.”

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Gearing up for my first ever Curse of Strahd campaign and unfortunately came down with a case of the Strahd rot so… here he is

[buxomgirlie]

I fucking love dnd

[dromaeo-sauridae]

first base is dreaming you bled out in front of him while he watched with indifference. second base is ???

[lieflipsiege]

you know you're down bad for your own dnd character when you make them in the sims

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment