Marcus the Insolent

My life is a shitpost

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I stood up til 5 AM. Took a shower. I am now eating a bowl of cereal.

I. HATE. My. Life..

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My friends misheard me when I said “persona” and thought I said “fursona”… And.. they’re saying I’m a furry… I’M NOT A FURRY… o(Q^Q)o

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The urge to listen to random songs on streaming platforms just so you can put them in either your OC playlist or to imagine 7 different animated music video scenarios on them.

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Damn, I was so fucking serious that day.. Uh…

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I’m going to be a bit controversial on the UT/AU community for a second, but…

We don’t need all these neurodivergent sanses..

I’m not saying you can’t give them mental illnesses or whatever, that’s all fine and dandy, however, it’s a problem when the sans’ entire personality is surrounding their mental illness..

Examples include: ADHD Sans, Tourette Sans, Dyslexic Sans, Autism Sans, etc.

These. These just seem very gross to just center around an entire person based off of a mental illness. If you want to make your sans neurodivergent, at least give them a personality.

Ink Sans is commonly headcanoned as autistic, though I’m not certain if that’s canon, it’s better than making Autistic Sans, who just only has autism as their personality. Same goes for Dust and Asylum Sans. Both are headcanoned to be schizophrenic (canon maybe, but I’m also not too sure), which doesn’t take over their personality.

At this point, I won’t explain further about what sanses are pretty cringe and which ones aren’t.

People may have their own personal reasons for making them and I’m not judging if that’s the case, but a lot of them that I’ve seen had the caption of:

“I hope no one has done this!” or “I’m glad no one got to this before I did!”

It’s just… really.. really bad..

Again, I don’t want to bring anyone down and force them to get rid of the characters, that’s not my intention. But, please, you have the ability to make them more then just their mental illnesses. Give them hobbies, likes and dislikes, dreams and aspirations! It’s going to give them more pizzazz, trust me!

[irodimww]

MONNNNNNNNNNNKIE KID!!

FAMILIAR TALES, NEW ADVENTURES

MONNNNNNNNNNNKIE KID!!

THE POWERS OF THE KING, REST IN HIS HANDS—

silly.

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RAAHHHH! SUN WUKONG!!!

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I’d go on social media and see my old classmates in relationships and I go, “Why the fuck am I still single?” And then, I’d remember about my intolerance to physical interaction.

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Fellas, is it gay to want the same thing all the time from different food places because you don’t want to bother to try anything else? Or am I hallucinating?

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is this ur man https://open.spotify.com/track/4IvZLDtwBHmBmwgDIUbuwa?si=48946243110d4675

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IT’S MY MAN.

IT’S REALLY HIM.

HELLO SANS!

[kittydealer]

like father, like son

(via)

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“Never talk to me or my child ever again.”

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Yknow, for some reason me and my friends talk in the strangest languages that nobody understands. Like, just recently we started to show our appreciation for things with a horse emoji, and like… I couldn’t stop laughing that day…