voidposting

He/Him throwing the sharpest rocks out of the glassest house

[bit-torrment]

Friend 1: I don't know if I want to go to the group discussions anymore

Friend 2: Is everything alright you seemed so eager to participate?

Friend 1: Yeah, I still am. But I don't know if I can handle any more of the snide remarque

*earlier that week*

Snide Remarque: Garçon, war is as futile as you going on a date.

*Friend 1 starts crying*

Snide Remarque: Baguette.

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People learn from mistakes, right? Soon, I might be the smartest person in the world

[bit-torrment]

If you want to support small craters you should get a shovel and start digging

[bit-torrment]

John Lemon

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The man does not cave

roar

[bit-torrment]

Fuck these ninjas, none of them are selfmade. It is almost impossible to break into the industry which has been ruined by centuries of generational stealth

[charl0ttan]

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My kid is going to be the worst politician. Right now playing in the mud doing a smear campaign against himself...

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"Due to our recent involvement in the development of certain markets and our influence on the average consumer worldwide we are transitioning from being the "BlackRock" Holding Company to being the "BlackRock" Stroking Company"

[ncalabby]

Run administrator run

[bit-torrment]

big virus propaganda campaign has started

[bit-torrment]

I don't know much about star wars but:

stormtrooper saying: "you will be missed"

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[bit-torrment]

Everybody is like:

"sell me this pen"

but no one is saying:

"buy me this pen please I want this pen. It is so cool I really need it or I am going to explode please please please please"

[bit-torrment]

Your actions should make a diffy

[bit-torrment]

Walking around a Halloween party asking people if they would jack the ripper

[bit-torrment]

jacking off all trades

[sioltach]