bold of u to assume im alive

the miscellaneous blog of a literal fucking goblin rai - any pronouns - 23 - reptiles - anime - literally anything else

[gun--shots]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[f41ryb0nes]

“Leon is married to Claire!!” “no, Leon is married to Ada!!!!”

ummm are you even a real fan? he’s obviously married to the girl reading this

[residentevilweirdo]

I'm tired of hiding it, boyfriend reveal I guess..

[themarychain]

izaya wants you to stop using chatgpt

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[leidensygdom]

Buying berries when you have ADHD is such an anxiety inducing experience. "Here's a box of fairly expensive fruit that, if you forget about for five minutes, will inmediately rot". Horrifying!

[ridragon]

HAAAAHAHAHA I KNEW IT WOULD BE GOOD fuck you losers who have to be downers about everything

[spicynectarines]

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

[brightlycloudy]

Cinderpelt compilation

[bluemacaw11165]

That one panel in the new fire and ice graphic novel

[clanslist]

[epilepticsaints]

[gnarly-websurfer]

I've never seen a fandom so split between "WE'RE SO BACK" and "IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER"

[beardedmrbean]

[foxglovefaun]

y’all pls u this vid fucks so hard

Sir Ian McKellen shouts:

“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”

[vexwerewolf]

This fucks IMPOSSIBLY hard

[fruitshow]

[incorrectlyplacedeyeballs]

This whole vivziepop homestuck thing is crazy because the whole time I’ve been on this site everyone has treated homestuck as some ancient cringe horror too traumatic to speak of but the moment some younger cringe nerds look like they’re gonna get into it all of a sudden it’s a sacred relic of the past that holds near religious significance to the true believers