Love is the only mission. Idiot.

Remain righteously furious. Remain capable of tenderness.

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[threedollarsdotcom]

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[gomi-chandesu]

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

[drtanner]

MILK.

DELIVERY.

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[northirish]

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

[blitzlowin]

weird tumblr experience

is reblogging (for myself) a post that's been in my likes for 4+ years & eyeing the reblog chain with growing concern as several of my mutuals reblog it from other people (the chain ultimately leads back to my queue & my reblog in every instance). this has happened enough times that it's proof to me that reblogging even years later is important for the tumblr ecosystem, and it's also, firmly: weird.

typing this makes me think "blitz, don't you have better things to do with your time?" yes. obviously. unfortunately I'm floating facedown in the river & i am not a strong swimmer. we go with the flow.

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[shegayonmygirl]

you only like me because I'm likeable despite all evidence towards the contrary.

[shegayonmygirl]

you only like me because I'm nice and sweet and adorable and cute. freak. pervert.

[proteusolm]

it is important to floss

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop