There is art in EAS?

a heretical three-way division of saliva

[pukicho]

Two truths and a Lie:

I shitted myself

No I didn’t

Yes I did

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

fun fact! you can actually figure this out with logic alone

if we take "I shitted myself" to be the lie, that means that "Yes I did" is also a lie. this goes against the very foundation of "Two truths and a Lie."

however, if we take "I shitted myself" to be true, that makes "Yes I did" also true and "No I didn't" the lie. thus, there are two truths and one lie, as the game requires

[pukicho]

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

[bitch-is-for-okay]

i'm starting to think maybe this guy shitted himself

[bitch-is-for-okay]

DEGENERUSSY

[bitch-is-for-okay]

had a dream that the kid from omelas pulled a harrow the ninth and had to like. rewrite his whole brain in order to escape without crumpling under the guilt? and i think that says a lot about both my media consumption and the state of my mental health lately

[bedupolker]

Slurpin isopod (gouache on canvas)

Commissioned by @franzanth

[bitch-is-for-okay]

when will tower prep fandom blow up

[fairytalesociology-deactivated2]

Now. Blame @wicked-storybrooke for telling me this show existed.

Doing episode by episode reactions. And going down a rabbit hole about the fantasy sport in the show. Because coach hisotry cared way to much for my brain to let that go.

[Im only 4 episodes in. no spoilers.]

[bitch-is-for-okay]

SCREAMING THANK GOD FINALLY MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

[bitch-is-for-okay]

pointing a gun at your pinterest board, hand shaking: show me another angle of the amigurumi... put it in your hand and let me count your fingers... i swear to god i'll do it

[bitch-is-for-okay]

landlords swallow lava challenge

[bitch-is-for-okay]

i had an interview yesterday and they asked me what the last competition i won was and i had to laugh for three straight minutes as i tried to explain neopets to this unsmiling businessman

[bitch-is-for-okay]

oh needless to say i didnt get the job

[bitch-is-for-okay]

i asked a coworker if i could use the leftover cold foam on the counter for a personal drink, and she said "yeah, but it's cinnamon, just so you know!"

"ew, gross," i say, pouring the foam heartily into my drink.

"did you just say gross?" she asks, eyeing my drink.

and lo did i not reply, "i'm dark and twisted. you couldn't fathom my mind, angi"

[bitch-is-for-okay]

google slut strands for men now i beg of you. there's this forum of guys telling each other their little hair/mustache wispies are sexy. peace and love on the planet earth

[bitch-is-for-okay]

ummmm just dont scroll too far

[bitch-is-for-okay]

google slut strands for men now i beg of you. there's this forum of guys telling each other their little hair/mustache wispies are sexy. peace and love on the planet earth

[bitch-is-for-okay]

cats be like why "come here" when i can "go there"

[bitch-is-for-okay]

i had an interview yesterday and they asked me what the last competition i won was and i had to laugh for three straight minutes as i tried to explain neopets to this unsmiling businessman

[bitch-is-for-okay]

i listened to lianne la havas every day this year why is h.e.r. my top listened spotify wrapped

[bitch-is-for-okay]

Listen to "So You Wanna Marry Daisy" by Spence Hood and tell me this: IS HE HAVING FUN???

He's having a great time performing!

No he is bored as hell

Voting ended onOct 9, 2023

[bitch-is-for-okay]

stephanie meyer has her many faults, but she does have admittedly great taste in audiobook narrators

[bitch-is-for-okay]

the narrator for the host is so WET. so moist. just. sooo pathetically watery. she's perfect.

[bitch-is-for-okay]

some days you just have to listen to your dad talk over rumbling thunder about the trouble he was as a kid and all the adults he came to appreciate later in life for helping straighten him out until the sun goes down on the two of you and you realize you're crying silently in the dark because there's so much about him you'll never fully know and it hurts so so much that one day you'll be here and he won't and you wasted so much of your life not learning everything you can about him