Jammy Dodgers

Taking fic requests/recs ☆☆☆ full time cringe

[bitch-potatoes]

🍄🫧🌌Jam (in a nutshell)🌈🧬🎵

*CHANGED MY USER*

Hello Tumblr

I've had this account far too long to not have an intro post (I actually just lurked to stalk Ao3 authors I liked for updates for years)

So.... anyway...

I'm Jam (as in Jammy Dodgers)

I'm trying to get into fic writing, not sure how that's gonna go but I have loads of drafts anyway. My Ao3 @ is nonbinary_potatoes. I'm also an aspiring novelist, I've been slowly working on a book when I have the motivation for about a year or so but I'm just going easy because I don't want to kill my passion for it.

Fandoms I like:

Marauders era

Rick Riordan verse

Hunger games

The Owl House

Dreamworks trolls, but shhh

Five Nights at Freddies

Arcane

Dan and Phil

The maze runner

(I don't support Disney nor JKR incase that wasnt obvious)

General Info:

-Pronouns: They/Them (in gendered languages, I prefer masculine)

Music: David Bowie, Queen, Marc Bolan/T-Rex, ABBA, Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Hozier, Glass animals, Mitski, Fangclub, cigarettes after sex, korn, mother mother, TøP, (I pretty much listen to anything tbh)

Age: 18-20

Please feel free to send microfic requests/prompts through my ask, or just ask me anything - im happy to just chat. They help keep my motivation up for bigger projects. And I'm always happy to add moots, I lowkey need friends anyway.

My fics

Water of the womb, blood of the covenant:

Black brother angst

Wolfstar, Rosekiller, Jegulus, Dorlene,(eventually, it's slow burn asf)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My tags

#jam yaps - the tag I yap on, just random thoughts mostly

#jam vents - the tag I complain about things that suck on

#jam draws - this is where I post my mid tier artwork

#jam likes music - random music lyrics or songs I enjoy

#jam is horny on main - self explanatory I fear

#jam is pretentious - this is where I bitch about details or just generally behave like a knob to correct things with things I find logical

The moots masterlist

Sorry for the tag

If you yearn to be a moot, just lemme know (I don't bite)

My adoptive children (they don't know this): @ihavenothingoops @d00zy @narniasclosetvoltron @sharksandwaffles @messingwithmoony @janeiscompletelyfine

Grandchildren:

@gendermiiiilk

Great grandchildren:

@faeriesandfables

My first moot:

@promisesbutnevertokeep

People too cool for me:

@drowninkystar @hexa-ro @moonandstarshangoutinbars @takemetoterrasenpls @drop-cherries @sunsstars @starkayezer

Actual celebrities /hj:

@my-castles-crumbling @little-missobsessed

Special souls:

@clodyghost @silence-between-seconds @i-just-need-a-book-please @uhhlifeig @yourlocalbadgerscales @yournormalidiot @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @mairon-goth-minion @17ratsinafleshsuit @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @aelia-posts

I'm too scared to the start a conversation but we're moots and thus friends:

@soupyloopyx @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @always-reading @star-and-moon-shipper @moonysmarmalade @roloya @saturnsconstellation @gonnabe-and @oh-phoenixx @zsrntyouil @eveninglight416 @hotteststar @reggiescat1 @outromoony @katinacrisis @garden-of-runar @nicoandthepoets

[awfulbastard]

There are so many people that are pro disability rights until they find out disabilities can be gross sometimes. It's so wild seeing the same people advocating for more mental health talk losing their shit over a depressed person not brushing their teeth or cleaning their spaces, or people who totally support physically disabled people until they find out I once pissed in a cup because I was in too much agony to get out of my bed, or that sometimes cups and food sit in my room longer than they should because I physically can't get up to put them away. Disabled people sometimes have incontinence, disabled people sometimes have bad hygiene, and still deserve to be supported. It's so fucking performative and it pisses me off. Even other disabled people act like this. Shaming people for stuff they can't control doesn't help anyone, just makes you an insufferable person.

[insidestory1]

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

[fibro-memes]

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[thisaliennerd]

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

[bitch-potatoes]

And because they dont know what or why they also won't give you any pain relief or management plans

[alanaxcv]

computah

[lgbtqiatext]

[currentlyfreebleeding]

try to find a comfortable sitting position that doesn’t hurt any part of my body challenge (it’s impossible)

[audley-and-cherry]

My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:

1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!

2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.

I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.

Anyway. Join the IWW.

[sleepyowlet]

Field studies have been conducted in several countries now, and the result is always the same - people will just flop about for a couple of months to recover from the burnout most people who have a job live with, and then they look for something to do. Some get a job with reduced hours, and some start doing charitable stuff like volunteering in soup kitchens and teaching others to do whatever their particular skill is. They socialize more, they are happier, and on average, people will work more, not less.

But the thing is, employers suddenly have to think about how to make their jobs appealing enough for someone to come and do them! It's hard to find someone to work for you for long hours under horrible conditions, if they can just choose not to; which shows you how voluntary our current system actually is.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶People won't stop working! If so, fuck it!🎵

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I'll be making sure we still have engineers and machinists haha

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll be making sure

we still have engineers and

machinists haha

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bitch-potatoes]

Spontaneously developing an allergy to one of my favourite fruits is great... no I love it really

[my-dailydreams]

[milky420222]

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

The Maze Runner fandom hates to see me and my au's coming

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe