[actualdogvines]

[chickemuqqets-deactivated201510]

having your friends phone like

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[babygoatsandfriends]

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[only1600kids]

[missbombshellxx-deactivated2016]

[actualdogvines]

“so tough”

[boykingsqueen]

Jared + I have no shame || DCcon 2016

[puppypu]

http://puppypu.tumblr.com/

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[blackfemalescientist]

How does it feel to have a five year old pull out receipts on you!

[istanbul1997-deactivated2016031]

things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything -you just repeated exactly what I said -no

[zonecassette]

i couldn’t be more unenthusiastic about going to chili’s in this tweet but they decide to talk to me anyway

[babyanimalgifs]

[maurypovichofficial]

I hope adding unnecessary question marks culture never ends because like??????? I really love it

[imsoshive]

Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food.

Me:

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Women can’t do anything or enjoy something as simple as a snapchat filter without some uglie guy telling us we need to stop

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rangda)