New Bark Bitch

Yo, the name's Gold! I'm Johto's cream of the crop, so don't think lightly of me! [Gameverse genderbend of Trainer Gold, independent RP blog]

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

I got Reddo in drafts, and with that my gramma says I gotta get off = ="

[indig0plateau-deactivated201301]

He chuckled slightly and inspected her with his ruby eyes. “If you didn’t come for a battle why did you traverse this mountain?”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

It took her a second to think of a valid response. "I j-just said I c-came to say hello," she mumbled as she walked towards the exit of the mountain. "Ya coming or what, icicle man?"

"Fifty fuckin' degrees below zero I swear how does anyone live in this..." she muttered mostly to herself. "Probably should've packed better, argh..."

[thegoldenchampion-blog]

“HI there!” He stared at the other. Something seemed vaguely familiar about her. Gold just couldn’t seem to figure out what it was about her though. For the time being at least. 

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

The female Gold blinked at the person standing in front of her. ".........Holy shit," she finally said after a while, "I didn't think there'd be a copy of me, too, dammit!"

"Unless I'M the copy. ...Now that's a scary thought. ANYHOW, what do you go by, kiddo? They call me Gold!" 

[silvermovedagain]

I was expecting torment, but muse wasn’t prepared for that level of torment via Gold’s idiocy

….What does him being my muse have to do with anything though?

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

Well I didn't say she'd be smart~

An' it was twice as gratifying when it was your muse, that's what.

[indig0plateau-deactivated201301]

“You’re cold. We should get down. Don’t want you to die one me.” He brushed himself down and stretched a little. “Its funny…I don’t feel the cold. Pikachu did. I had to put him in his Pokeball.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Of c-course you wouldn't feel the c-cold," she chuckled, rubbing her arms; she could see her breath in this temperature. "Not when you're a m-mountain hobo like th-this!"

"But f-fine, we'll get down," she mumbled, pulling her jacket closer to her. How does this guy even go sleeveless... That was a mystery to her.

[silvermovedagain]

Kamon muse says he officically hates ‘that piece of shit Gold’ with a passion

hope you’re happy

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

I'm absolutely happy that was the most fun I had insulting people in ages

And it was youuuuur muuuuuuse~!

[come-on-kamon-deactivated201303]

“… … …” Every single word spoken to him send another pulse of irritation spreading through from his head all the way down to his hands that were currently in tight fists. There was only thing his mind would allow him to do— think, even— after reluctantly bothering to listen to the girl gloat to him: FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

Kamon didn’t give any types of shits about what she had accomplished, if she was champion— hell, he didn’t even care if she was some stupid imaginary person he had dreamt up.

“Fuck it, I’m not wasting another second on you or your bullshit that I don’t care about.” the young heir declared, sneering at Gold before purposely spitting on her shoes and turning to walk away. Never in his life had he met someone that was so undeserving of even knowing his NAME! 

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Nyehhh," she grinned, sticking her tongue out at him as he left. "You're fun~ Should meet up again sometime, dildo-head! Hope you get your Pokeballs stuck up your own ass~"

She let out a sigh after he was out of sight, shrugging. "Fucked up again but that's okay," she said to nobody in particular. "Though with an attitude like his he ain't gonna get far in life~" 

Little did she know that she was half the problem right there as she started strutting towards the nearest Pokemon Center, whistling a happy tune to herself. "Not like I wanted that piece of shit as a friend anyhow~"

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"You’re just a dildo-headed-pickle-brained-mute-eared-Tauros-tempered-Murkrow-legged-Girafarig-necked-poison-tongued bastard~!”

the most articulate and well-written insult in RPing history

[indig0plateau-deactivated201301]

“Well you’re pretty well known. Even in Kanto. Thwarted Team Rocket, beat Johto’s League, Caught all three legendary dogs and Lugia and Ho Oh. Quite the accomplishments… Though in Kanto you’re always told as being male.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"...Well I don't know about the legendary dogs part--" she cut herself off, shaking her head, and then nodded. "Yeah, yeah, th-that's all me! Though I could've sworn you were a g-girl," she shrugged, crossing her arms and rubbing her shoulder. Damn, it's chilly on this mountain. She forgot how cold it could get.

"S-So," she grinned, teeth chattering from the cold a bit, "guess you're d-doing all right! Sorry to say I h-haven't come for a battle, I j-just came up to say hi~" Now that was a lie--but she wanted to battle against the Red she knew, not this Red that seemed like a stranger to her and saw her as one as well.

[come-on-kamon-deactivated201303]

“Don’t think so highly or yourself.” The words came out quick and sharp as if he purposely planned on stabbing her in the gut— though metaphorically he had used words. It disgusted him to see such a hyper, whiny girl thinking she was so grand and great when he most definitely saw no redeeming qualities in her. ‘Just like THOSE TWO.’

“If I don’t think highly of you, no one ever will.” At that, he released Gold with a harsh shove. “I’m not even going to waste dirtying my hands on someone like you. You’re annoying, but I’ve seen worse. I’m even disappointed. PLEASE tell me you have something to say that’s worth listening to, hm?” And suddenly he felt that her very presence was a nuisance. Well, it was Gold’s fault for pushing him so far and thinking he’d continue to argue about it as ‘kindly’ as he was.

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

Stumbling back from Kamon shoving her, Gold burst into a fit of giggles. "Well I don't know if anything I'd say would actually go into your brain or is just going in one ear out the other," she laughed, loudly, in fact. "Like I'd need your opinion! You've gotta be kidding me, do I seriously want an ass's opinion on me? You're just a dildo-headed-pickle-brained-mute-eared-Tauros-tempered-Murkrow-legged-Girafarig-necked-poison-tongued bastard~!"

"Whatever, kiddo! I guess I can't blame you for being intimidated! After all, I am a pretty intimidating figure--took down Team Rocket, the Pokemon League, the Kanto and Johto Gyms, it's no wonder you wouldn't want to fight it out with me." Quite honestly she hadn't boasted like this in ages, and to her it felt great. "Besides that, I'm known as the top in the Speed course in that there Pokeathlon! And besides THAT, I've gotten a bunch of those little silver seal thingies they give you in that Battle Frontier place!" The latter might be a stretch--she only had two of the prints to her name, after all, and they were only silver-ranked. She wasn't really used to the style of battling in most of the areas of the Battle Frontier, and quite frankly, sucked at half of them. 

[indig0plateau-deactivated201301]

bitchfromnewbark

“Well if it isn’t Johto’s Gold.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Well if it ain't Reddo--" she started, then cut herself off upon realizing that this person in front of her wasn't quite... the right gender. Yes, Gold, it's another lookalike you seem to be running into these days!

"...Reddo, right, right! So how you been, man?" she grinned, playing it normal.

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

i tHINK I GOT ALL MY REPLIES DONE

[amazing-alaine-deactivated20120]

“I have no idea. Sometimes I join up with trainers and just go where they go for a bit until we part ways. They don’t catch me but I help them out in battles and getting food. It’s pretty fun meeting all sorts of folk and their Pokemon.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Ah, I see. So it's that kinda thing?" she shrugged, looking up for a minute. "Well, still. Best a' luck! And if you need anything, call me up--if you can use a phone--and I'll try and set you up somehow, all right?"

"So, see you along the way, I guess! I'm sure we'll cross paths again," she waved as she started walking towards the Pokemon Center. "Later, Feraligatr!~"

[forgotten-color-deactivated2012]

“Oh, wow, hello all of you!” Blue greeted with an excited giggle at the group of people in front of her that seemed to have appeared for the sole purpose of greeting her (Which, was pretty odd since most of the time no one ever bothered to look for her— let alone knew her name).

“I feel so special to have so many people say hi to me, hehe! My name’s Blue, and I’m from Pallet Town! What can I do for you guys, huh?”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Blue, ah? Sweet name," Gold grinned, waving. She'd noticed that this girl looked a bit lonely (at least to Gold) as she was walking down the path and decided to come up and say hello.

"Name's Gold, I'm from Johto! I like comin' to Kanto every now and then though--Pallet's a nice place! Old Oak's lab is there too, I know that for sure. Wonder why I never saw you there, though--you been traveling?" 

[amazing-alaine-deactivated20120]

“Well, I think that’s what I’m out doing… I’m not to sure anymore.” She smirked too. “And as for the ‘douchbag trainers’…”

“I’d like a trainer to try and catch me! I’ll show them whose boss! This Meowth isn’t gonna be anyone’s Pokemon any time soon!”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"Well, I wish you the best of luck!" Gold grinned, laughing. This Pokemon had spunk, she could respect that. "A lone Pokemon on a journey of self-discovery, roughing it up in the wild--you've got a story!"

"Welp, where you headed now? Anywhere? Nowhere? Somewhere?"

[fabricated-design]

“Indeed. I’m actually from Unova and well… due to certain events I had to leave.” He says as he rubs the back of his neck. “Though I will stay at a Pokemon Center if I’m anywhere near a city. I don’t know, I almost prefer the outdoors….. it’s much more peaceful and I feel more at home that way.”

N nods a bit. “Yes indeed. I never go anywhere without my Pokemon friends. And I’m quite used to Pokemon bites and scratches…. I’ve had to care for abused Pokemon when I was a child- it’s the only pain I’m tolerant to to be honest.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"U-no-vaaaa, ain't been there yet! Maybe I should set out sometime," she nodded, looking up at the sky again. "I get what'cha mean about the outdoors feeling like home, though... Feels more like home than my own home to me."

Upon hearing "had to care for abused Pokemon," her thoughts momentarily froze--then resumed at twice the pace, too fast for her to separate them. "I've been hit by more Pokemon attacks than I can count during our training sessions," she said a little more rushed than she wanted to. "I guess it doesn't hurt as bad as it could but it isn't exactly pleasant to get hit by a high-powered Hydro Pump by accident--holy Arceus that could kill somebody--so I guess you're just going to camp out here tonight?? Okay have fun doing that--" She was cut off from her thoughts since, as she turned to leave, she walked right into a tree.

"...I'm okay," she mumbled under her breath, not realizing there was a Spinarak resting itself on her hat; it had fallen down upon her collision.

[rocketheiress]

Silver grimaced upon hearing the nickname, but shook her head instead of yelling at Gold for it. It was unlike her, since normally the fiery redhead had such a temper, but she was trying a new strategy — if she just ignored it, maybe it would go away. 

“All over Johto, really,” she said flatly, not even an ounce of interest in her voice. “That’s interesting. Then how come you didn’t ever find me? It’s not as if I were hiding. Maybe you’re losing your skills.” Brushing it off with a flick of her hair over her shoulder, Silver shrugged. “I think it is. We are rivals, after all, so I don’t have to be friendly to you. Anyway, I’ve been just fine. It’s.. kind of peaceful without someone breathing down your neck all of the time.”

[bitchfromnewbark-blog]

"You're just never in the right place when I need you to be," Gold pouted, poking Silver's shoulder. "Losing my skills, that's ridiculous! I couldn't possibly be losing my skills, Silv~" She playfully flicked the other's nose, the next moment jumping back and grinning. "I just got back from Hoenn, myself! Sweet place, little too warm though."

She was a little disappointed that Silver wasn't blowing up at her; that was her favorite part. "So anyhow, how's your team doing? They good? Healthy? Happy?" For some reason Gold found herself always wondering the state of Silver's Pokemon, perhaps more concerned than Silver herself. "Ahhh, they're probably fine! How about you? Eating right~? You need more meat on your skinny bones anyway," she chuckled.