thor of asgard

chris hemsworth. kangaroo land. the lightning god. [rp only]

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itsxjackles​:

Damn, Chris, you puttin’ the moves on me now? Nah, I’m just messin’ with ya. I’d say you and me are both damn good catches. It’s got a lot to do with where you grow up too, and how ya grow up, and all kinds of other shit. I’m lucky I had people like Misha willin’ to stand up to me and tell me I was bein’ a dick. Damn right – I’m pretty okay with the idea of just… takin’ out most of the guys on the planet and lettin’ women take over. And not in like a weird way like some guys think. For me, it’s respect. I respect women a lot more than most guys. Hey man, I gotta get my laugh in and then you can have my support. Them’s the breaks when you’re friends with ol’ Jen Jen.

oh you didn’t want me to? nah man i’m kidding, i don’t swing that way. i mean, towards married dudes. did he speak up to you a lot then? i can see it. he seems like someone that isn’t afraid to speak his mind... it’s good. yeah i feel the same as you man, women are great. they do handle things way better than we do. fine, fine. speaking of support my man, i heard your babies are like, real close to being due? or are they here already? you have to let me know how it goes, i know we both have twins but triplets? now that seems intense.

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lizzmmolsen​:

Oi, don’t just leave me here to flounder! Revenge for what? Stealing your thunder in the MCU? Don’t worry, I know you’re just joking around. I’m glad to see your familiar face around here. I got in just a few days ago and I’m living in Oak Grove. What about you? Sounds like you’ve been here long enough to know the great places, and I expect a tour at some point! 

hah hah hah, real hilarious lizzie, real hilarious. now i am even more mad you would be a person to pull that kind of pun on me. now how on earth did poor paul survive filming with you for a whole season? he needs a medal. i’m joking! ah please, you moved into the same neighbourhood as me? now i have to move. i’m joking please don’t punch me. i’m scared of you. you settling in alright then?

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emblnts​:

I figured you were but it’s always nice to have reassurance. You don’t regret those… risks, or do you? Oh, you could give me reasons to murder you, for instance, if you eat the last piece of pecan pie? That’s a deal breaker right there. You could never be annoying, darling. Mhm, what if I don’t want you to behave? Not even in public? 

i don’t regret anything when it comes to you, ems. not a single thing. so don’t you worry about that. i do think every day we might take some risks, is a day worth living, yeah? oh please as if i could ever dare to get the last piece. you protect those pieces like it’s your younglings. i wouldn’t dare get inbetween. i don’t have a death wish, honey. come on, i don’t need jail on my resumé! i promise i’ll make it up for you by really not behaving at home...

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ashtonforthewin-mm​:

I did end up going to one of the bars last night-it was actually amazing. The beer selection was really good but I stuck with a basic one as I wasn’t sure what to try. I love this town-you would think it’s ‘uptight’ and quiet from the looks of it but that isn’t the case at all! I think I would have to do something really bad to get kicked out.

ah you need to get friendly with jensen ackles, that man’s a legend when it comes to beer. he knows all kinds of stuff on what to drink and when, and he even owns a brewery. so he’s quite the expert. well good because it would be quite sad if you ended up kicked out your first month in town!

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emblnts​:

You know, life is all about risks and you have to ask yourself if you’re willing to take this one. Do you think I’m worth it? Besides, you’ll be okay… if you don’t give me reasons to murder you, your kids will see their father before they know it. In all seriousness, come on, you’ll have fun! I’ll make sure of it. This will be my way of thanking you for being there for me when I needed it the most.

i think we both know by now that i’m all for taking risks with you. and i know we always end up having fun and... what do you mean don’t give you any reasons? i could give you reasons to murder me? ems, i am really not that annoying now, am i? i promise to behave. well... at least in public, if you get me.

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lizzmmolsen​:

It’s been a long time since I’ve had been the new girl in town, since I all but grew up surrounded by Hollywood, and it’s a strange feeling. I used to know where all the good coffee shops and breweries were, but now I’m left wondering what places are great and what should be avoided. Any suggestions to help a new, if a little frazzled, girl out? @mountmeadow​

oh lizzie, look at you troubled young lady. this could i help out with..  but i also feel like i have to take some kind of revenge here and just leave you for your suffering. no i’m joking! welcome to town darling, lovely to see you here. when did you get here and where did you move in? i’ve been here a while myself so i do know some real good spots. not to brag, but this australian’s got his way around stuff.

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emblnts​:

I have a serious question for you, what are you doing on Sunday? And if you’re not doing anything, then I’m going to need you to block the entire day because I’m going to kidnap you, and no, I’m not giving you any clues to where we are going. You’re going to have to trust me on this one. You’re not allergic to any food, right? I feel like I should know these things. 

i am not doing anything and not allergic but... damn, darling now you’re making me worried you might be planning again to take me out to kidnap and murder me? because it does sound like something i need to be careful about. should i be saying goodbye to my children before we leave in case they never see their dear father again?

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itsxjackles​:

I’m a pretty smart guy, huh? I might look like just a pretty face but there’s a lot more in this noggin that people realize. Yep, that’s the truth. Sometimes it takes a couple times to take and that’s okay but at some point, it gets a little over the top. See, that’s how all guys need to be. I was pretty guilty of being that guy when I was younger but these days, I’m a lot more passive and that’s fine with me. Pretty sure there isn’t a single woman who was in Supernatural that I’d consider less cool than me. Dude, that’s hilarious. Sorry for laughin’ at your expense but that’s pretty damn funny if you ask me.

that you are my man. smart, pretty and with a great beer taste, you’re really quite the catch aren’t you? yeah i feel we get a bit like that without even realising... thankfully i feel i got out of it pretty quickly. maybe because of my big brother keeping me down or something. women are just cool and we’re on for the ride. i can’t keep up once they get going, honestly. they are way more amazing than they get credit for. hey! don’t laugh at me mate, i was hoping to get your support here.

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horann-mm​:

Even if you  don’t, there’s a lot of people that think you do! I’m kidding, of course. I had to learn that line myself when I started using the gym. The line between spoiling my little people and making them happy is kind of crazy, but I enjoy it. I try to get out and do stuff or take them to dinner instead of toys always. Kids really are the most important! Do they spend most of their time over there?

yeah i know what you mean, it’s just something you have to learn. that and the spoiling. i’ve come to learn though that most of the time, thankfully, mine doesn’t want that many things, they do want to have adventures and such... i think we’ve made them like the outdoors since we always made sure to be doing things outside and not be stuck too much to games and stuff. i mean they still do, but you know, they also like an outdoor outing. most of the time with their mom so far yeah, as we settle in properly. they spent christmas here though, all of them together with their mother. it was nice.

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ashtonforthewin-mm​:

Hmm-a beer and a steak sounds really fucking good right now. I guess I must be an alien if I have powers that Thor doesn’t! I’m lucky my roommate is also my best friend or I feel like I’d be kicked out otherwise.

steak and beer always sounds good man, if you didn’t think that i would be severly worried for your sanity and really wondering if you might be an alien. because it would just be strange, real strange. well if i ever see you out by the curb, i’ll know you had a fight with your friend then? probably about decorating.

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canpatton​:

Don’t tell him I gave you that idea, though. I’m all for giving your brother shit, though, because I do it with my own — it’s my expertise, but I’m letting you have this. Let him think you came up with the genius insult all on your own. I got you. See, that’s the one place I really want to visit though. I feel like you made Byron Bay known to us, outside Australia. So if I do ever visit, I’ma send my thanks. Pick your poison — beer? Scotch? Whiskey? I’m more of a wine gal, but I could send you a bottle of my favorite red too. Thank God, I did. Several someones, actually. I would’ve been ousted as a total loser, otherwise. Well, if you ever get a break from the rugrats, I’m here to offer my services. Not to sound totally vain, but I’ve been told I make great company.

don’t you worry candice, my lips are sealed absolutely. i will just use it for myself and take the credit for it. i will always do that. i mean i wouldn’t want to get you in trouble and still, i can just have the best of the insults. watch him tear up and all. amazing. oh please do, it’s a beautiful place that deserves to be known so i am so happy we made it known to everyone. the waves? amazing. i’m more of a beer guy honestly, if i’m gonna have to be honest. though if i’m in a mood i would have anything really. amazing, no one wants to come to a new town and feel like the new kid that no one wants to sit with during lunch. what have you been up to so far?

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canpatton​:

It was either move back to Mount Meadow or move to Australia, and as much as I’d love to be living down under where they genetically modified the likes of the Hemsworths and Margot Robbie, I was not feelin’ the idea of creepy crawlies all up and down this body. I’ve seen those videos! You can’t fool me, that shit is nasty. I figured I’d have a better chance of surviving if I moved back here, and please don’t ask me why I left. Between work and my family in Texas, I barely had a chance to be ‘round town, but I’m not doing that anymore. I’m doing me, this time. Putting on those grown pants and making adult decisions… which leads me to my next thought: who wants to get Korean BBQ and drink unreasonable amounts of soju with me? Any takers? @mountmeadow​

i was for a moment worried it was the hemsworths that were the creepy crawlies. worried and also slightly offended. though it was a good description for liam, his next birthday i’m putting that in his card. people might call us crazy for getting out of the land of the kangaroo but honestly? i know better. i miss the beach of byron bay though, not going to lie. but it was better with a fresh start. welcome back to town! i do hope you had someone to say yes to that offer, i have been busy with the kids this week or i would have said yes to anything involving food honestly.

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itsxjackles​:

Not to sound weird but I kinda think people get put in our lives sometimes to teach us lessons like that, y’know? It’s the times you learn the lesson but keep doin’ the same thing again that you gotta watch out for though. That was one issue I had with Supernatural – it was a total sausage fest and they didn’t really bring in a lot of bad ass ladies until near the end and they killed pretty much all of ‘em off. It’s bullshit. Sounds like people just get bent out of shape for no good reason. What a lame thing to hate on someone over. Oh… oh god, were you usin’ it like it just meant the vegetable? Damn dude, that’s rough. We’re really killin’ it. I’m keepin’ a memo of this shit on my phone for future reference.

oh you’re onto something there, ackles. maybe real deep but i think you’re onto something. i think as long as you take lessons and learn from them there’s really no wrong with it. the problems come when you’re stubborn... and refuse to learn. oh god yeah, i can imagine. i think we had kind of the same but thankfully so many of our men aren’t very... alpha and trying to outdo each other which i think helps. after all, scarjo was cooler than all of us. yes i meant the vegetable! like, how was i supposed i was being.. suggestive?! worst moment of my life.

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tcmhclnd​:

This was the hardest one to keep spoilers for, too. You’ve seen it, right? You know what I’m talking about. I’m proud of myself, though. I did the impossible and now I’m one of the good secret keepers. Will you make me an actual award? I think I deserve it. Yeah, I think that’s really good advice. I’m shocked. But, seriously, I think I’ll probably have my own office area so that’ll be my space whenever I need it. I’m excited, though. Z and I have been joined at the hip for years now so I’m sure it’ll be a breeze living together.

and you won me some good money, my little dude. not to hurt your feelings but we had a bet going... ScarJo and RDJ was for sure thinking you were going to crack. i had fatih in you. and now i feel richer. so thank you. i will take that money and give you a real reward, no worries. i might make it myself or even order it... we will see what i decide on. yeah, see, you might think that and i don’t want to scare you but living together is a big thing. and it’s okay if it’s not always fun! like, it’s part of it. i know some people think it will be  like a big slumber party and there will be no problem and gets all shocked when problems happen.

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ashtonforthewin-mm​:

Powers that the almighty Thor doesn’t have? Now that’s an amazing compliment. My roommate had already done most of the decorating-I was just telling him that he did it wrong. Thank you! Any bars or restaurants around that you can recommend? Man’s gotta eat when he doesn’t feel like cooking!

i know, i know, it is surprising but it does happen even to thor. he has limits that even gods shouldn’t have. ah, letting the roomie do the things seems like the best way to end and start a year. kudos to you man, kudos. well there’s so many man! what are you in the mood for? beer? steaks? pasta? you have to give me something to go on or i will recommend you everywhere.

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horann-mm​:

Well that’s definitely good to hear, especially from someone who knows what they’re doing. Honestly, I think that things are so much more different now, what with tik-tok and all that. Teens are so much more impressionable, I feel. It’s definitely fun to give gifts but I try to not overstep and show up bearing gifts every single time I see my favorite little people. Ai-I don’t know too much about it, but divorce does sounds like something very stressful to deal with. There are just so many people and emotions you have to think of. From the way you speak about them, it seems as if you are close with your children.

well i do hope i know what i’m doing anyway! i try my best. all in all i think it’s best to see to yourself and what makes you feel good. and then not overdo anything. if you take things too far, it will just be a disaster. oh yeah, there is surely a... line, you have to walk. and it’s thin, sometimes. i am very close, they are my absolute gems, i am so grateful to have them. divorce is tough absolutely but we have a good understanding me and my ex, and we put the children first. that’s the key!

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itsxjackles​:

Shit happens, y’know? I used to think I didn’t really have a choice but to be friends with the guy but after a year of not really talkin’, I realized I never owed him that. Anyway, that’s not important – it’s done and I learned my lesson. It’s great that were seein’ a lot more women in “typical” male roles in movies. The women in my life are some of the strongest people I know. They deserve a whole lot more than us men do in my opinion. Dude, trust me, I’ve been a victim of the eggplant emoji before and I was super embarrassed when I learned what the hell that meant. Add that to the list of funny shit we should write into a movie or TV show – Emoji 101.

oh it does for sure, and i can imagine it being worse if it happens when you have been thinking you’re good friends for many many years. you learn something from it and come out of it better. that’s the important stuff anyway. yes, thank god. it was about time us dudes took a step back. even if it makes people angry sometimes. when i did ghostbusters and played a male secretary that was an idiot, a lot of people hated it. doubt it would have been as hated if i had been a woman. the eggplant is just hard! i am a vegetable man, i wasn’t aware i was... hinting things. not at all. oh this movie and show is just getting better and better isn’t it? we’re hilarious.