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Honestly, Canada, now youâre just rubbing it in our faces.
â˘Request by anon⢠â˘Luxurious Slytherin aestheticâ˘
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why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks heâs the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive
im here for this analysis
pride
â Benjamin Alire SĂĄenz, The Inexplicable Logic of My Life
(via meladoodle)
i canât stop laughing at this
Lorde hitting the nail on the headÂ
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villainÂ
Endless list of deleted scenes that shouldâve been in the movie -Â
from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. There are some things you canât share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
Iâm very emotional rn thinking about Harry keeping in close contact with Professor McGonnagal after the war and his kids calling her Grandma Minny
Different Types of Hufflepuffs
The Soldier: the epitome of "Yes, we can" always defying odds, Eye of the Tiger playing in the background
The Sunflower: Friends with everyone, never gossips, some bitter people don't like them because "no one is ACTUALLY that nice" yes they are
The Punk: wears exclusively leather, probably has hair dyed a crazy color, chokers are a must, does not put up with people's shit
The Dork: blushing 80% of the time, loves the little things in life, lives for sweater vests
The Guardian: will fight anyone who talks shit about friends, probably has a hit list
The Designated Driver: always taking care of friends, gets called "Mom" or "Dad" a lot, low key loves it
The Golden Child: perfection⢠incarnate, cannot do anything wrong, probably was on the LIFE cereal boxes as a kid
The Sass Master: has a snarky comeback for everything normally followed by a chorus of "yassss queen", lives life with a smirk or cocked eye brow
Ravenclaw: pick up the trash Slytherin: *picks up the trash and sets it back down* Ravenclaw: I meant pick it up and put it away. Slytherin: Iâm not a mind reader.
*very annoyed Ravenclaw:* iTâs onLY logiCAl to ThRow iT awAy do yOu evEN haVe a bRAin?
About the Houses
Hufflepuff is tea and sweaters. Hufflepuff is punching someone in the face because they need to shut up, calm down, or get the sense knocked into them. Hufflepuff is spring, seeing winter melting away and basking in the sunlight. Hufflepuff is singing loudly to Journey and Queen. Hufflepuff is having the messiest room and yet knowing exactly where to find everything. Hufflepuff is âthereâs no such thing as too much chocolateâ. Hufflepuff is one too many glasses of champagne so the world feels like sunshine. Hufflepuff is honestly not giving a damn what anyone else thinks. Hufflepuff is prank wars that spiral out of control. Hufflepuff is getting shit done while everyone else argues. Hufflepuff is refusing to fit into the mold, which results in hufflepunks. Hufflepuff is staying up till three am to talk someone out of depression, out of suicide, out of something stupid, convincing them how amazing and how loved they are. Hufflepuff is loyalty, is true friendship, not the plastic My Little Pony stuff but the true friendship. Hufflepuff is the first ones to get Netflix running at Hogwarts, despite magical interference. Hufflepuff is loneliness, is the intense desire for friendship. Hufflepuff is having to deal with derision and scorn. Hufflepuff is loyalty placed in the wrong ideal, loving the wrong person. Hufflepuff is drowning in emotions that bring panic attacks.
Ravenclaw is winter peace and blizzards. Ravenclaw is the beauty of white snow against evergreens and a baby blue sky. Ravenclaw is the sharpness and cutting edge of a cold breeze, the glint of a metal blade. Ravenclaw is the silence of a library, lost completely in a world of ink and screens and words. Ravenclaw is a glass of wine and an old friend. Ravenclaw is martial arts and street smart. Ravenclaw is always asking why. Ravenclaw is pages filled with writing and doodles and diagrams. Ravenclaw is telling dirty jokes in code so no one can tell why youâre laughing so hard you canât breathe, and the teacher canât read the notes you were passing in class. Ravenclaw is failing a class because you couldnât be bothered to read or do homework, it was too boring and you had other things. Ravenclaw is challenging the status-quo and saying âthereâs always another optionâ. Ravenclaw is citrus and a stash of junk food that you always seem to eat right away. Ravenclaw is learning a new language because you want to. Ravenclaw is an innocent face that can hide the dirtiest mind. Ravenclaw is a pile of books that youâll read - you will, you promise - one day. Ravenclaw is looking up and saying âhell, when did it get to be three thirty AMâ, and you have classes in five hours but decide that staying up another half hour wonât hurt. Ravenclaw is love that happens slowly, like creeping ivy, till one day you wake up and realize itâs ensnared you tightly and you wouldnât have it any other way. Ravenclaw is addiction, to coffee, to drugs, to sweets, anything to get that clarity and that swooping feeling. Ravenclaw is coldness, is locking away resentment to fester, is ârevenge is a dish best served coldâ. Ravenclaw is shutting up and never ever asking for help, because youâre smart enough, capable enough to handle it. Because you have to.
Gryffindor is summer, cloudless blue skies and endless green fields. Gryffindor is adrenaline highs and truth or dare. Gryffindor is bright red lipstick and cologne that makes heads turn. Gryffindor is parties that go all night. Gryffindor is fireworks exploding in the sky. Gryffindor is standing up to anyone, friend, foe, or stranger, to tell them theyâre wrong. Gryffindor is throwing your friend a beer and jumping on their lap to take a nap. Gryffindor is the love of horror games. Gryffindor is steak and burgers, Gryffindor is spicy curry. Gryffindor is taking the risk, making the leap, no matter the odds. Gryffindor is raising your hand in class. Gryffindor is passionate love, whether it be romantic, platonic, or otherwise, that sees no difference in a hand picked wildflower and a diamond necklace as long as it makes the recipient happy. Gryffindor is defending, even if itâs defending someone you hate against someone you love, because Gryffindor stands up for what is right. Gryffindor is recklessness, the uncontrollable emotion, the carelessness with laws and rules. Gryffindor is choosing the âmorally correctâ option even if it means more are hurt. Gryffindor is solving things brashly, physically, and only making everything worse.
Slytherin is fall evenings, the air crisp but not cold, the setting sun revealing autumn beauty before darkening to show a million billion stars in the indigo inky sky. Slytherin is when the air smells like cloves and cinnamon and smoke from the crackling bonfire. Slytherin is apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Slytherin is a glass of golden scotch. Slytherin is finding comfort in jeans and a leather jacket, dying your hair and tattoos that are like artwork. Slytherin is pride in your heritage, in what it took to get you here. Slytherin is the warm blossom of accomplishment in your chest. Slytherin is tall boots and long scarves. Slytherin is the person youâd trust with anything and everything, the one you love above all else, the one youâd kill for. Slytherin is not being afraid of the dark, but remembering that night heals. Slytherin is musky forests and the steady soothing rainfall. Slytherin is sarcasm and wit. Slytherin is determination in the face of fear. Slytherin is talking your way out of situations to keep those you love safe. Slytherin is the love that shows itself quietly from day to day, with quiet brushes and unsaid favors, but that rears up in fury to defend if necessary. Slytherin is the dark side, the morally ambiguous, the race to the finish line for whatever it is you desire, shoving others aside because you have to. Slytherin is locking yourself in a shadowed corner and curling up, because itâs too much⌠itâs too much⌠and wiping the tears and standing anyway, head held high because you canât stop now, and you canât show weakness.
Hufflepuffs are not weak. Ravenclaws are not heartless. Gryffindors are not arrogant. Slytherins are not evil.
Break Stereotypes. Be Open-Minded.
It was about damn time someone shared the negatives of the houses as well as the positives
Why does Slytherin get all the slack for all leaving during the battle of Hogwarts? At least they had an excuse, they didnât want to fight their families.
No-one ever mentions that almost all of Ravenclaw left too. They didnât even have an excuse like that, they were just like âI came here to learn, not to die, bye bitchesâ and left. (Which is honestly #iconic and a very Ravenclaw thing to do.)
Actually, some Slytherins stayed and fought for Hogwarts.