Succ me, bitch.

I was probably drunk when I did it.

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[vee-dmsr]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[smol-lizord]

Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭

[jdeko]

i thought you were protecting their identity

[iconuk01]

Yeah, they're in Witnesssssss Protection

[socialistexan]

[theminotaursmanual]

by Laerte Coutinho

[las-lus]

btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[scorchedup]

[djo]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN 1.08: Isle of Joy

[fluffygif]

Best friends by jugglingdaisies

[cwnerd12]

cats go apeshit for fleece, even when it’s still on the sheep.

[everythingfox]

The teeniest of boops

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[estrellasrojas]

One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

[mythicamagic]

One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:

[beerok23]

Is it possibile not to love him immensely? 😂😂😂

[Michael on X]

[baddywronglegs]

Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't