Keni
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
Claire Keane
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH
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occasionally subtle
#extradirty
izzy's playlists!
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
trying on a metaphor
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@queer-crusader
One of these days I'm gonna lure you into going on a trip with me ... where we will go to a city ... that is famous for making and selling backpacks ... and bc it is a rule that if anyone goes on a trip with me, they buy smth ... you will finally be prepared for all further trips with me 😇💜
LMAO you know what? On that day, you'll probably find me bringing a backpack on the trip 😅😭
this will always be so important to me
goddddd dana with emma in her lap, kissing and kissing and kissing her, over and over. slow and syrupy and sweet, a gentle rhythm that's easy for emma to follow, a hot, slick slide of tongues. dana's hands massaging at emma's tits, hips, thighs. emma whining and fuzzy-headed, hips twitching in desperate little grinds that she can't help, kissed all dumb and hazy.
dana murmuring shh, little lamb, so eager... against emma's spit-slick, kissed-red mouth, gripping emma's hips and guiding her to roll against her thigh, controlling her eagerness, forcing her to slow and feel every bit of the friction, emma's heartbeat pulsing between her legs... <3
Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192
The addition is ALSO really good
How it feels when someone prevs you
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.
emo kids: “i’m bad with song titles”
the song titles in question:
they're like light novel titles only the same
hey stop that
Featured: the decoy's grab-and-scoop technique which allowed him to also snag a chihuahua to cuddle
you've got a fucking hospital of people begging to swaddle you, man. you just gotta ask.
dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
hello! i am crumb cat!
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i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?
Saw this in the notes and figured I'd step in!
So, for non-SDV players, in most farming sims you can get married to certain characters and have children with them, however this is typically a permanent choice that can't be undone, so if you want to marry someone else or not have kids you would have to start over with a fresh save.
But SDV is different. The game has a witch's hut you can eventually unlock that lets you use...black magic, basically, to soft-reset marriage/children choices without starting over. There's a divorce option so you can ditch your spouse, but that's the only normal one. It also adds an option to turn your children into doves to get rid of them, hence OP saying they "birded" their kids. You're not...technically killing them...but only barely.
(It also adds an option to mind-wipe your previous spouse so they don't remember being married to you and thus don't hate you, and you can even remarry them then if you want, but I don't think that was needed for this, just figured it was sinister enough to warrant a mention.)
All that to say, the reddit OP married a character, progressed to the point that they had a child with them, and then used black magic to "kill" the child and divorce their spouse before moving on to the next marriage candidate and doing the same, over and over until they had gone through all twelve marriage candidates, resulting in a collection of twelve "dead" children.
Which, I must agree, is some uniquely unhinged behavior indeed.
Which, I must agree,
is some uniquely unhinged
behavior indeed.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Okay, but who is joja
Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff
“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”
portrait painter
modeled after Sofonisba Anguissola, Bernardino Campi Painting Sofonisba Anguissola, c. 1559
