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izzy's playlists!
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
Misplaced Lens Cap
oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
blake kathryn
Peter Solarz
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@bite-the-paradigm
Do you think or know,that having Carmilla and Laura 'dating' will lead to Nat actually dating Elise?
Okay seriously what the hell. Please do not come into this blog and post about rps. It is gross and weird. Stop.
I read this as Natalie dating Elsie, because otherwise...no. Just no. Shipping real people is gross.
Behind the Scenes
Whose boston terrier is that??
There's really no way for you to say "you smell nice" without it coming across as creepy.
i honestly love this more than anything in the world
i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real
Poussey got game
Samira Wiley is one of those people that can definitely make you question your own sexuality.
Dog Walking Etiquette
1. Control your dog! Don't let your dog just run up to any dog or person. So simple and with so many benefits, such as:
a) Avoiding dog fights: not all dogs are friendly and NO dog appreciates another random dog completely disrespecting its personal bubble. Unless ALL owners agree to let the pups meet, give strange dogs plenty of space.
b) Avoiding people fights: despite how awesome I think dogs are, not everyone else feels the same. Perhaps they don't want hair, drool, or muddy pawprints on them when they're just trying to go for a run. Their loss, I guess.
c) Avoiding awkward conversations: believe it or not, people don't want to have long, boring chats about the weather with the owner of the unruly dog that appeared out of nowhere. ESPECIALLY ME. Don't try to use your demon dog as an icebreaker.
2. Always carry a leash! I feel like this shouldn't even be on the list, but it is ridiculous how many people think it is perfectly acceptable to walk around with NO leash. I'm not saying your dog can never be off-leash, especially if their recall and heel is good (refer back to rule #1), but if your dog is having a bad day and ignoring commands, you need to leash them up. Otherwise, I'm going to use MY leash to fucking choke you, you inconsiderate asshole.
3. POOP BAGS! Poop bags poop bags poop bags!! Carry more than you think you will need because dogs are like the TARDIS. They are bigger on the inside...and the inside is filled with poop (that's where the simile ends).
4. Carry a high value item! The outside world is fun and amazing and DISTRACTING! Carry treats, toys, or whatever it is that your dog absolutely LOVES so you can help her make good decisions when the devil (or other dog walkers) tempt her. With dogs, training never stops...so don't be lazy!
Follow these simple rules and I won't want to kill you you and your dog will have an awesome, productive, stress free walk!
Now, if only parents can stop their demon spawn from running and screaming up to my dog and harshly and repeatedly thumping her on top of her head in what clueless individuals call "petting," then my life will be complete.
I hate it when people ask why I don't like my picture taken, because crippling insecurity is not a socially acceptable answer.
Boston terriers always put a smile on my face.
If these don't make you smile then we can't be friends. Bostons are my favorite breed!
I know I am a white girl because one time I was dancing and my dog was so confused and offended that she bit me in the ass.
When I'm crying:
Externally: *hysterical sobbing* perceived as weak, all credibility lost
Internally: HULK SMASH! *glass breaking* *bombs exploding* *people screaming* *sirens wailing*
If I'm arguing with you and start crying, it's only because it's socially unacceptable for me to haul off and punch you in the face, which makes me sad.
Every time I wear my lab coat, I feel like a total science badass. It never gets old.
Do you ever wonder if authors read the crazy ramblings and theories of their fans and just think to themselves "headcanon accepted"?
Valentine's Day
"You don't know how hard it is to be this hot. Women don't want to talk to you, because they are intimidated, and guys don't want to talk to you, because they're scared. You're alone in the hottest, most sexiest prison. So I stuck some olives in a glob of gelatin and called it my lover." - Blargetha
This is me, trying to get into the Valentine's Day spirit.
"The Tampon Poem" - Sierra Demulder
I guess I’ll start including slam poetry on Song Saturdays.
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer
i’m suffering
NO THIS ISN’T FUNNY, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS
French fries in the UK are called chips. Often when there’s a chip on your windshield of your vehicle, you call an auto glass repair place to fix it for you or you’ll end up with a huge crack across your windshield. I’m American and I knew that.
I thought that was a twinkie.
Simple Things
Life sucks sometimes. The longer you live, the more painfully obvious this fact becomes. That's why you need to appreciate the little things, because sometimes that's all there is.
This post was inspired by hot chocolate. I fucking love hot chocolate.
Oh, insecurities! Feel free to go away and never come back you fucking assholes.
