I want to be in love

morgan. Snapchat doctor_dorkness Instagram: @morgangarbacik

[studentlifeproblems]

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[evilsupplyco]

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

[daywatch]

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

[celero-loves-dragons]

these are my parents talking to each other about me

[feminism135]

[progressivejudaism]

Words of wisdom from our sage Carrie Fisher z’l

[jorammiireads]

[ID: Men don’t age better than women - they’re just allowed to age. -Carrie Fisher /EndID]

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[ruinedchildhood]

[melodicnommer]

God they are ruining my childhood

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tinas-belcher]

[polniaczek]

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

[muzikalsiren]

also this

[tackyshorts]

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

[spiritsflame]

bold of you to assume it was ever illegal.

[onlytwitterpics]

[icedcoffeeandmurder]

i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

[mapsontheweb]

You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.

[smis-happens]

Egg hatching route.

[big-ovipositor-energy]

For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:

As you can see, the line is straight!

[novisitesestetumblr]

I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile

[okinawa-oneway]

Flat eath gone get you for this one

[thenineofus]

Me 2 seconds into any episode of The Mandalorian

[emojiswag]

how i see myself in 10 years

[sunflorally]

hey! don’t forget to take some time for yourself. productivity is great, but so is treating your body and your mind right. an hour, five minutes, a day. anything helps. it’s important to take breaks and relieve stress.

[makesomespacefortheace]

All I wanna be is loved and In love is this too hard to ask? Yeah I’m a disgusting human being but the fuck?????? I have so much love to give

Love me goddamn it