Of course they were trying to reverse that Force-ossik that turned their commander into a tooka as soon as possible. But Thorn had to admit Fox was easier to take care off like that.
Plus, he really seemed to enjoy being able to bite people without consequences.
âIf you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone,â Ben warned Luke. âI cannot intervene.â
Luke paused halfway through getting up.
â...what?â he asked. âWhy not?â
Ben blinked at him.
âIâm dead, Luke,â he said.
âThat wouldnât stop you showing up to distract him,â Luke replied. âI imagine youâd be quite distracting â youâre still able to give me advice right now.â
He pointed. âAnd Master Yoda over there was going on and on about how âcannotâ is a word that shouldnât exist.â
âA point, he has,â Yoda said, nodding.
âOh, donât you start,â Ben muttered. âWhat do you expect me to do, exactly, Luke? Use the Force?â
Luke looked back at him.
â...actually, is that possible?â Ben asked, curious. âIâve never tried.â
R2-D2 rose slowly into the air, then dropped again, and Ben examined his semi-transparent hands.
â...hold on a minute, please,â he requested, and faded out.
Several thousand light years away, the pitch-black rock ceiling of Emperor Palpatineâs office creaked, then came free and mashed him absolutely flat.
âWell, well,â Ben said, fading back into view on Dagobah. âIt appears that what I told Anakin was literally true, I have become more powerful than he could possibly imagine.â
â...what?â Luke asked. âDid you say Anakin?â
Ben looked put out.
âWhoops,â he said. âOh well. Leiaâs your sister. May as well get it all out there now.â
I donât think Mace Windu was the jerk people make him out to be but I think he shouldâve been. I think when Anakin got mad about not being made a master he shouldâve called him a whiny little bitch and asked him if a sippy cup would make him feel better. I think when Boba said you started it when you murdered my father Mace shouldâve been like that sucks what happened to your dad but I simply came outâŚAHEAD and then the camera pans to a clone with a set of drums doing a rimshot. I think when Dooku indirectly accused him of only ratting him out to get a seat on the council he shouldâve called Dooku a paranoid dumb thotticus. I would still support him.
palpatine and commander fox are in the heart of the senate and they're bitching about u <3 - @keldabekush (I didnt ask im so sorry, I hope this is funny enough to make up for it)
thank you very much team, good work on this one
(how did Fox save the galaxy? by being a shady bitch that happens to be the only one Palps can finally be a shady bitch with, together)
guys remember when that super famous minecraft streamer got cancelled for griefing a kid's base and then was later outed as that one faceless anti-woke commentator DarthVader and was some conservative politican's discord kitten...