❝ hello hello , listeners ! you’re tuned in to 102.5 fm , the best and only honest station here in our godforsaken town of alderrest . i have quite the show lined up for us , but first and foremost , i have some important news to impart . turns out those of us wary of the bayous that surround our little town were right to avoid them ; police have reported the finding of a body out there early this morning . the victim is laura hale , though the police haven’t released very many details about the cause of her death . but your friendly anonymous radio host has eyes everywhere , and i have some juicy deets for you . before they feed you some nonsense about , oh , it was a natural death ; or , oh , she tripped and hit her head , i’m here to tell you they’re lying . there was definitely nothing natural about her death , that’s for sure . her body was literally split in half when it was found - in two different places , i might add . i swear , if these fumbling officials try and claim some sense of normalcy around this obvious murder , i’m gonna lose my marbles . there’s clearly some dark shit going on around here , so i highly recommend y’all grab a helmet and hang on ; we’re in for a bumpy ride . with that out of the way , let’s continue onto our regularly scheduled programming -
don’t touch that dial now , we’re just getting started . ❞
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