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i’m

alive i think

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hey who can i message

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[ourjacketsworkjustlikeparachutes]

Lindsay Lohans band in freaky Friday kicked fucking ass….

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@poptartys how was your christmas lynn?

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hi guys

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ill be back to my regularly scheduled programming before we all party it up in la for new years

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i relate to paul rudd

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Three days? Easy peasy.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

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i was out for dinner earlier and a grandma was yelling at her grandson not to run into the public women’s restroom in case there was a naked lady just standing in there. just casual everyday la things.

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

google search: how to tell someone they mean everything to you but make it sound casual

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who can i attempt to chat with

[almadeazucar-deactivated2019031]

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

[qveenmab]

ever wondered who you’d be in a shakespeare play? fear not, i made a shakespearean character generator!!!

(please put in the tags what you got, i’m curious)

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@ michelle i have , we didn’t get along...

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i’ve just learned the joy that comes from a reeses fast break .

[vanillabubblebath]

if my blog gets deleted for this you can always summon me by making a margarita and placing it near your open window