Bitter Sweet

[Loved by Lilly] Address me properly, whelp! //indie AU FellSwap Sans. He's m e a n and bitter and nasty. But he's secretly a softy under all that edge.

[almostholy-husky]

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@thatdarkpath

♔Asphodel snorts softly and grins, handing him a plate and both burgers, just taking the fries for himself.

He's not passing up on the spicy barbecue.

♔"Alright, come here and eat. Obviously you need someone to take care of you." He sits on the couch, legs falling lazily apart and he points to the spot on the floor between his feet. "Sit, eat. I'll rub your shoulders or something sappy like that."

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@humerus-vertebro

♔Asphodel can’t help his muffled snort of laughter, holding the plate up and away in one hand, they other making a sharp gesture.

♔"Oh no you don’t, mutt! Sit!“

♔The last thing he needed was a mess all over the kitchen floor and the food to be wasted. It was a miracle he found enough to cook as it was.

[humerus-vertebro]

Smokey whined as the food was held away from him but he plopped down on the ground, his tail wagging behind him despite the other’s sharp command. Food! Food was good yes he wanted food.

He started up at the other, his mouth already salivating at the smell of fresh food.

“C'mon sir it smells so good!”

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♔"Ah ah ah!" He sets it on the coffee table, plopping on the couch with his own plate and crossing his legs,

♔"Alright, say please then you can come sit and eat." He patted the floor with his foot, flicking the tv on to his favorite NTT channel and relaxing with a grin.

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"yeah, hi i'm here for the pickles." Smooth Pup, smooth.....

♔Asphodel laughs, picking up the jar and sliding it across the table to Pup, grinning wide. "Very well, I am not a fan of these anyway."♔"Now, if we were talking about y o u r 'pickle', that's another story." He grins wider, teasing and sassy as he takes his own plate and saunters off.Del, please.

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

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@thatdarkpath

♔Asphodel snickered, carrying both plates off to the living room and plonking himself on the couch, tucking his feet underneath himself and waiting.

♔"Come here, bean pole. Sit and rest a while, eat. You've been good~." He grins teasingly, waiting with that self assured, sleepy gaze.

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@humerus-vertebro

♔Asphodel can't help his muffled snort of laughter, holding the plate up and away in one hand, they other making a sharp gesture.

♔"Oh no you don't, mutt! Sit!"

♔The last thing he needed was a mess all over the kitchen floor and the food to be wasted. It was a miracle he found enough to cook as it was.

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@bxnebreaker

♔Bacon and barbecue sauce. I got sweet, mesquite or spicy.

♔Come get some big boy.

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I dunno, everytime Sam gets laid the person dies. Dean is okay. Most of his partners live. Most of them.

♔PFHAHAHHAHA TRUE THOUGH?♔Maybe they need to come out of the closet.

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♔Supernatural and a homemade burger.

♔Best way to spend a lazy afternoon.

♔Now is it just me or do Sam and Dean need to get laid?

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♔Daddy is c o o k i n g. ♔Who's hungry?

[venomsoda]

I’m the acid racing through your veins, I’m the adrenaline in your blood. I’m deadly, and you’re addicted.

[catsbeaversandducks]

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[gossamer-feathers]

The burn of divinity in my veins is exhausting. I feel as if I could sleep a century, and still would feel the weight of mortality in my bones.

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Date the monster who smells so sweetly like chocolate. One who is silent and always watching. He’s not the best at talking but he hopes you realize he’s been protecting you for most of your life. He adores watching you cook, how you hum and dance to a song inside your head. He is tall, and very menacing, but he only means well. Please do not be scared of him, he only wishes to get to know you, my dear.

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How affectionate is your muse?

//Asphodel is actually very insecure and tends to be self conscious. But he hides that by displaying the over-confident, boisterous lordling attitude you usually see him display, along with that flirty, touchy feely personality.

//That being said, he can love and leave anyone in a heartbeat, make them feel like kings for a night and gone in the morning. But get close to him and become more than a one night stand to him, buddy.

//He will be very doting and loving and after care will turn into after-worship. He’s extraordinarily affectionate behind closed doors with someone he cares about and goes from claws and fangs to lap-kitten in a heartbeat.

edit:: also he's very jealous so he'll very likely climb in someone's lap or be pretty sexual with someone to mark his territory while in public. He'll apologize gently in private later.

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//I'll get to asks and stuff when I get home~ see you in a while