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@bitterdunbar
What a let down...
…Thanks, Fay. Very reassuring.
As for what’s stopping us from doing things adults do, I dunno, pesky things like laws. Professors, parents, aurors. Oh, and school.
All true, but come on. Most people here have been drinking since third year. Sure, we'd get detention and stuff but we always go back to it right after. Rules are just words spoken by asses who want to control everyone so they can remain above us.
Can't say that was much fun for me.
Yeah they did, I might procure them to do my tits.
I’ll give you their name if you’d like. They did do pretty good work on me according to some of the blokes around here.
Hah, no thanks, I was just kidding. Though I might reconsider in twenty years, so feel free to give me a call then.
What a let down...
Being seventeen doesn’t feel any different than sixteen.
You’d think becoming a legal adult would feel more epic. This is well disappointing.
Eh, I've always thought adulthood was lame anyways. Really the only difference there is from being a kid is that it's socially acceptable for you to do things that children can't do. But really, who's stopping us?
Oh, it's your birthday, isn't it? I suppose the respectful thing for me to say is happy birthday. Congratulations Parvati, you're one year closer to shriveling up into a corpse.
Can't say that was much fun for me.
Oh yeah, definitely fifty. At least. I probably had a bunch of magical surgeries or down thing that threw you off.
Ah, of course. Whoever performed the surgery did a pretty good job then. I might want to keep them in mind for future references.
Can't say that was much fun for me.
You were only thirty-five? Lucky. I was like fifty.
Were you actually? Thought you were like forty or something. You never can tell with old folks, with their anti-aging charms and wrinkle creams and all that.
Can't say that was much fun for me.
At least we could drink at the pubs in our old bodies.
Only decent thing about old, eh? All the shit you can get away with doing.
"dreams" by bastille & gabrielle aplin
have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Can't say that was much fun for me.
Glad it’s all over now. My regular body isn’t that much better, but still less disturbing than being thirty-five.
Man, being old was brilliant, but I didn’t realize how many times I needed to go to the toilets in an hour. I must’ve peed a shitload of that pumpkin juice I drank the other day out because now I look like this.
Blimey, how many unfamiliar faces am I going to run into this week? Alright, let me guess who you are… You must be either Lovegood or Abbott? I don’t know to many blondes. Anyway, nice to know your digestive system is working.
Grand that we have that option now, innit? Fifteen years from now we’ll be well fecked if we ain’t happy.
Can’t see’s you have anything to complain about though. Who’s this then?
Maybe by then, they’ll have invented a de-aging potion. But I’m sure either way, I’ll have grown into being old. Just being so now is a bit sudden.
It’s Fay, who else would it be? I’ll guess you’re Seamus, huh. You look and sound exactly the same as always.
Ugh
Look at all of these ugly losers around here. The years have not done any of you well.
I have to say, I can't disagree there. Who are you, anyway? I've lost track of everyone.
Alright, I think I've gotten tired of being old already. When does this end?
I don't know about anyone else,
Yeah, it’s definitely an adjustment but I’m not complaining.
Oh, those poor things. You could store fuckin’ food in those wrinkles.
Hah, the benefits of being old. You could probably smuggle loads of shit across borders.
You're Sally-Anne, I assume? Still as witty as ever.
Is it just me...
Cool, thanks. I was on my way there already.
Oh, well have fun. Say hi to the house elves for me.
So I still have to wear glasses
You yell profanities at your own house’s team? Well I thank you for your support, I guess.
Eh, I don't support Quidditch, no matter whose house they represent. But it could would help if you didn't mind falling off your broom every now and then, it gets a bit pointless if you just keep winning all the time.
So I still have to wear glasses
It is I. Hoped that I might not be as recognizable now but apparently not.
Sorry, not to be rude, but can I ask who you are?
I’m pretty sure everyone knows your face, I’d be surprised if you outgrew it.
It’s me, Fay Dunbar. I’m in your year, I’m in a few of your classes. I may or may not be the one who yells profanities at your team during Quidditch games…
Is it just me...
Cheese? Can I try some?
Uh, I haven’t got any on me right now but I’m sure they’ve got some in the kitchens?
