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sheepfilms
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
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Cosmic Funnies
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Product Placement
#extradirty
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@bitterer
kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”
…..seek help!
We need a Disney princess who has a cute face, chubby, waist, thick legs, in shape, rump shaking both ways, makes you do a double take.
or… an alternative (or 5):
a princess who doesnt follow traditional beauty standards (eg- bald, heterochromia maybe).
or a trans princess. forced to train as a man for her entire life but all she wants to do is to design and model dresses for all people.
or a princess with a chronic illness such as cancer or something? they could live in a time where the usual treatment didn’t really exist and they just had to put up with it without knowing what was happening? idk how that one would be done tbh but it would be a cool concept
a princess with a physical disability? in a wheelchair or something?
or maybe an LGBTQ+ story someone who fell in love with the main character but the character turned out to be gay/lesbian and the villain didn’t like that and tried forcing them into a relationship and attempts to kill the partner or something??
OOO FINAL ONE!!! ASEXUAL ROYAL CHILD WHO IS PUT FOR ARRANGED MARRIAGES
Everybody here Get it outta control Get yo backs off tha wall ‘cause misdemeanor said so!
the princess from brave is prolly asexual! from what I remember she didn’t wanna be married off and I know that it doesn’t automatically make her ace but at the same time, I think it’s really important
Well my name is Ciara, for all you fly fellas No one, can do it better (she’ll sing on acapella) Boy the music makes me lose control!
Tell me more about “rogue police states” where “the government will knock on your door for not agreeing with them”
i have never seen cats and at this point i don’t think i want to
me neither
I- what
pls everyone T.S. Eliot is dying
you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015
this is choosing to be white not gay
logging on after 4 years of disuse hello
please don’t tell me this country isn’t going backwards when a man who was too racist to be federal judge in 1986 is now the head of the US justice department
apparently too racist for 1986 is just racist enough for 2017
Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.
Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.
mood: being loved by someone u love back
unrealistic. reported
more baby animals here
via @sadanimalfacts
“Garlic bread is just Bread with Garlic” this completely overlooks the gayness
i saw this post the first time not noticing it was pest-bot who posted it and just… accepted it at face value
i was just like “yeah garlic bread is gay that sounds about right” and scrolled right by
this isn’t a strawman at all
bouncer: real planets only pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again
this is such an exploitable format though
bouncer: real socialists only bernie fans *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again
bouncer: real memes only this post: *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again
Socrates: What is real? bouncer: *sweating nervously. checks list. let’s him in.*
every meme has several stages it goes through as it gets old
this one went through them all in the first post
If male self-destruction is seen as opening up meaningful questions about great existential truths—Don’s alcohol binges in “Mad Men,” Walter White’s coming to terms with his own mortality in “Breaking Bad,” female self-destruction is still perceived as self-indulgent. The female depressive is seen as self-involved and attention seeking, empty-headed and silly. Seeking meaning in sex and drugs is seen as morally weighty when a man does it, but when a women grapples with nihilism, it’s still perceived as merely acting out for male attention.
Arielle Bernstein on Lana Del Rey
When a woman grapples with nihilism during her Nietzsche seminar, she turns to the meaningful self-destruction of Lana Del Rey, because I fucking love pop culture, damnit.
(via geographyofdreams)
me: everyone got a bad grade on that
parent: we're not talking about everyone, we're talking about you
me: this is bourgeois individualism in its most dangerous form
