Bitties On Our Plates

A blog full of cute bitties ready to be eaten (welcome BittyBaker!Tale enthusiasts) main: @Dzasterdumpsterfire

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"Oh, Hello there; dear Customer..."

Welcome to the Bitty Bakery!

Many Bitties are lovingly created, from decadent cakes, and Delicious icing to top, in this very kitchen!

Here's our Menu:

Papyrus Bitties

Sans Bitties

Undyne Bitties

Grillby Bitties

Specialized Menu:

Sans AU Bitties

A piece of Witcher perhaps?..

"•Naughty dear.. I guess i do not mind such things, let's talk."

(More) (DNI stuff) (Tag stuff)

DNI:

•Looking for donations (hate t' be that person, but I'll be honest I got no moni luvs.)

•Pro Shipper (please never come back.)

•Vore (in the sexual manner)

•19+ asks/comments about any characters (Ik Witcher is hot, but he does not consent and has very high standards, please back off. Flirting is okay though.)

•Pedos/Age Is just a number people (Jail is just a room, get out of here and in there.)

•Hate. (Begone or I'll bake you into a colacha)

Dividers by: @/thecutestgrotto

Tags:

#BitterSweetNotice - notice/update

#WitcherBitterSweet -Witcher Posts or Witcher response

#BitterSweetDelicacies -Your order of Bitty or just the Bitties in general

#BitterHoneyBakery -general tag for the entire Blog

#BitterSweetRef -general references

#WitcherRef -Witcher's References

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Witcher posts

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A new treat <3

Cocoa Banana Roll! <3

With a drizzle of Hot fudge, coated in a light coat of soft Banana foam;

Banana Roll is on the Menu!

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Forgot this blog existed oops, guess i gotta revive it.

(i do take recommendations)

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"It's the only correct question in the moment, Darling."

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Witcher References

(hand drawn)

"don't stare, it's considered rude, Darling."

[waxysketchd]

I feel like eating cake batter nhkhvhmjhhmhhhhhmmmmmMm..

God wtf. Anyway here's

Cakebatter! Sans -BittyBaker!Tale

(Cheesecake, birthday cake mixed flavor)

Lore; (maybe not traumatic?)

TLDW; Undertale bitties, but they're actually baked goods that magically don't expire (die) until eaten.

Cakebatter is a delicious decadent Bitty often found in bakeries, candy stores, or even the occasional doctors office. Though the first two is kinda dangerous for the bitty since they can be confused for food.

Cakebatters are fully dependant on bitty adoption and proper care, that you need many papers and checks of your home situation constantly, as they're actually quite easy to either mistake for food from a pet/child/ and are easy to harm since their baked bodies are soft and squashable.

To properly hold a Cakebatter, you must first not pick it up randomly, but catch their attention harmlessly and calmly without any touching. Offer to carry them, and continue with a yes, cease attempt with a no.

If yes; lay your hand in a holding position where they can easily get on- preferably not on the edge of the surface they are standing in case they fall off. After they are on your hand, use your other hand to make the surface are wider for safety measures. You've held your bitty! Now do the opposite actions very carefully from last to start to put them down!

Remember; consent is the most important thing to this Bitty!

Oh.. And don't threaten to eat them, that's just cruel.

Comes with optional Brownie bitty(Papy); although without a Brownie, you might have a more anxious Cakebatter bitty.

For the full AU bitty package, you must either be a Buissness, or a stay at home worker. You will be checked. You will be taken note of by the GBS. (Global Bitty Service).

Includes; Blueberrypie(Undyne), Wafer(Alphys), PBCookies(Muffet), Jelly filledPowereddonut (Mettaton), Butternutpie(Toriel), Vanilla Canoli(Asgore), Vanilla bean(Flowey), and a SPECIAL MangoSmoothie(Mk).

Cakebatter Sans... If you're evil enough. (You monster).. Is about 330cal of tiny deliciousness.

[ughhh... Might draw the rest later, IDK you'll have to ask for it]

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"•I almost forgot I baked this little idiot. Isn't he clumsy looking? I don't even think i Added the right amount of cocoa."