Crackhead Bitch

Genuine dumbass in all categories

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Who the fuck actually enjoys milk

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Fun fact I'm in the audience at tonites hannah gadsby show

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What poor souls body did you posses to see the show?

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It isn’t safe how many times I’ve watched this

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I cannot tell you how many songs I have ruined for myself by using them as my alarms

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They are still great songs but the beginning will trigger such uncomfort and anxiety and make me instantly lose my vibe I was in, because now I must freak out over a noise I associate with waking me from a deep slumber. I just can no longer enjoy the opening of some songs.

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I cannot tell you how many songs I have ruined for myself by using them as my alarms

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What would happen if I used you as hair dye, Gaud?

it’s a medusa/venom symbiote combo situation 

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@stannctstankpopplease​ is a genius. i behold this image w/ a great amount of fear

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Bold of you to think that shit would stop me. That’s just encouragement

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ENFP was looking at drawings on DeviantArt and found this one of a shrimp by Bettalong.

For the next 15 minutes she said "It's Spaghetti!" over and over in a weird high pitched tone.

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My boi is literal spaghetti and I love him.

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I have purchased my spaghetti boi! HE IS HOME NOW!

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Hey gaud do you do drugs or are you a drug?

i’m a coping mechanism!

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#tumblr’s favorite coping mechanism!

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Would you be categorized as a healthy or unhealthy coping mechanism?

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Jaskier with his rich vocabulary, weird ass clothes, and suspiciously long full name is secretly a prince and there's nothing you can do to change my mind.

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He slept with all the maidens in his kingdom now he’s on the run from all the disgruntled husbands and fathers of the wives and daughters he slept with.

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HALT!

Thanks for stopping by

Feel like sparing an idea of whimsy for an empty headed fool. I want some fun and interesting things to draw so I’m turning to the interesting souls of tumblr.

Hand them ideas over buckaroo

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Here’s my contribution to the worm on a string mess I’m no artist but I tried. Might make it look better soon

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God help me if my humor has fucking come to worms on strings and all the things being made of them