Was Pastaclifford

I am Ruby // consistent mood is a mood but i dunno her // mostly dumb and angry are not good combos but peanut butter on toast with ice-cream is // dm me if u wanna donate a therapy cat or a healthy functioning body

[cinno]

Theseus is so funny and for what

[ectoplasmentity]

When dad and everyone in the underworld is trying to kill u 💔

[fujovolent]

Questionable influence

[wolfsspectre]

hades modern au is just zagreus trying to sneak out of his upstairs bedroom window and getting into a very loud fight with his dad on the lawn at 2am every night

[jennerallydrawing]

i ran out of funnies now i just draw aphrodite and hermes over and over again

[kiiingsnake]

dads the same in all universes 

[mcsiggy]

More boons for you you little pogchamp

[ukamnkst]

[yourwoman]

Literally

[smallpandi]

poison

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.

[fat-pussy-crisis-hotline-deacti]

I’m crying

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[colemckenzies]

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

[tics-deactivated20201202]

can u imagine venting to a mf on tumblr and halfway in they go “sorry im low empathy can you stop talking <3″

[steelwoolcomesfromsteelsheep]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i have gotten this tiktok on my fyp three times now and its happened only after a depressive episode and immediately forced me to clean my room so if theres any evidence of a loving but cruel god i think its this

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]