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I lied, I was the one being cooked not the w.i.p. 😔

Anw

Bruce Wayne the prince of Gotham, could he be related to Batman, the dark night of Gotham?

Other versions cause I can't decide which I like:

Anyway to me he's palest pale man with a bit of freckles and easily reddened face and lips, and lotss of beauty marks and hooked nose and long lashes and thick bat brows and fluffy lush jet black hair—

burins

the Entire Point of the batman mythos to me is making something meaningful out of a random and pretty senseless act of violence, and then helping a bunch of other people do that too. every time a writer makes joe chill a time traveler or dick grayson have a magical tooth or gives jason todd the blood of the ancients and everything is just a massive conspiracy or whatever the fuck they're just completely missing the point, which is that painful things happen, for reasons we may never understand, and we have to contend with them.

that's the staying power of the fantasy! it's not actually being a billionaire who can beat up a million ninjas with his bare hands and has a really cool car. if you think that's the fantasy you got caught up in the trappings. it's that you could take the worst moment of your life and make meaning out of the howling empty void of grief by using it to help people!

bubblegum-gf

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

mikeywaterz

my brain has been stuck on analyzing the lost boys all day and y'know what I'm not afraid to say it. I think looking at this film and thinking the frog brothers are the real villains is just as surface level as thinking the lost boys are complete irredeemable monsters. like dead serious. to understand the lost boys are at the end of the day teenagers in an awful situation, you have to understand that it's the same with the frog brothers.

mikeywaterz

the frogs' hatred of vampirism isn't the only thing that puts them against the lost boys. there's actually so so so many things that puts them against each other that shouldn't be just dismissed as "these guys ARE the REAL monsters!" like I bet u think that reading is real deep but it's not.

#wait people think the frog boys are the villains???????????????#i only watched it once but brother. what.

indecisive-organism

A bitch overstimulated 😭

#he’s so me i fear #kon leave him alone the seam on the robin suit is on the wrong part of his calf he needs an extra few seconds to process everything

siracethegreat

Dick remembered a word to say when people are yelling!! man, I wonder where he learned that...

He does get very upset when he learns it's bad to say,, Bruce isn't mad of course he thinks it's hilarious

#barry and diana are like doubled over clutching each other hysterical #clark is desperately trying and failing to keep a straight face #arthur is the only one who seems even kindly perturbed/upset but it’s jsut cause the alternative was to join diana and barry

covenofbatgirls

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mantimae

Guys, I have an absolutely terrible idea. What if we made him FASTER.

#would this even speed him up #i’m obsessed with this

kryptyonian

KILL YOUR BARBER !!!!! NOW !!!!

eeveebabe

Me: *sneaking into Area 51* FBI agent: you can’t be here rn this is an off limits area Me: nice try, I know deoxys is here

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

cherrypikkins

is blorbo forklift certified?

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

nuance in the tags/replies

please reblog for sampo size

#no but she’d drive them anyway

fire emblem makes me so genuinely insane is the thing what is wrong with this fucking series why is it like that. why is it Like That. every time i think im free it drags me back. what the hell.

#i got like six months of batman pretty exclusively and now im backk in the fucking building again #onyxed rambles