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[bittydragon]

Writing Commissions

Updating the writing commission info!

Right now, I'm still just doing oneshots. (This is to be revisited later) They'll be starting at $10 for approximately 500 words, but for every dollar after that an additional 100 words will be added. (The 500 word minimum is for my own sanity, works shorter than that will drive me crazy trying to compress them unfortunately)

(E.g. for $19 I'd write approximately 1400 words for a comm! Or for $12 I'd write approximately 700 words!)

I'm pretty open for things I'll do to be honest and I'll let you know if something is a no go for me, just shoot me a DM and we can figure out exact details!

Fandoms I definitely know I would write for:

Sonic

One Piece

Hollow Knight/Silksong

In Stars and Time

Deltarune/Undertale

Rift/Crypt of the Necrodancer

Pokemon (mostly a case by case basis based on what I know)

Twisted Wonderland

PHM/Bloodymary

Once again though, just ask! I'll be able to tell you if I'm knowledgeable enough to be able to write something for you. OCs are a case by case basis, I would need to have plenty of information to work with for what you'd want me to write if that's something you're interested in.

I'll only have 5 slots open so that I don't get overwhelmed. This will be a first come first serve!

Finally, I'll be accepting the payments once ideas are finalized, I get a word count estimate, and I have an outline of ideas for you. Those payments will then be through the ko-fi page I have set up, which is linked below. It's still a work in progress so bear with me!

If you're interested, shoot me a DM and we'll work out the details!

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[bitty-bytes]

BELATED BIRTHDAY PROMO!!!!!

28 years of making things harder on myself, lesgo!!!!

My name is Bitty, and welcome to the world of my sometimes weird and questionable tastes in fictional men!

My first crush while I was growing up was Daroach from Kirby Squeak Squad (yes, the cartoon master thief who was also a mouse. i know.), and my habit of falling in love with fictional characters never slowed down after that. I also really enjoy G/T, size dynamics are just. Chef's kiss.

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The Boys (as of now)

Shieda Kayn - League of Legends (I DO NOT SHARE HIM. He is my only F/O I feel twinges of jealousy towards when I see other shippers, sorry!)

Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising (Yes, I know he's giant and evil, but what if I'm his special meow meow...)

Sho Minamimoto - The World Ends with You/TWEWY NEO

Caldarus - Fields of Mistria

Kai (Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma)

Developing a crush on Gaul from Monster Hunter Stories 3, but I'm still considering whether he's an F/O.

- The Hades selfship art is done by @.neildrawn on here! The Kayn art is by myotisep on Twitter.

I DO NOT SUPPORT PROSHIPPING!!!!

[bitty-was-here]

rediscovered my desperate attempts of finding that one specific weird, bad, and hilarious hunchback of notre dame cartoon clip by going to search something and i think i'm losing my mind

[bitty-bytes]

Love when people point out my main F/O's glaring flaws as if they'd shock me. "Oh isn't he a murderer?" "Isn't he a gang leader?" "Isn't he a god trying to destroy humanity?" Gee, Sherlock Holmes, how long did it take you to come to these realizations?

[bitty-bytes]

Been playing Fields of Mistria again and sorry guys, I just really want that old man who is also a dragon so bad

[bittydragon]

Writing Commissions!

Yep! I'm broke. So I want to try my hand at running commissions for a bit to test the waters and maybe get a little extra to keep myself afloat.

For now, we're just doing oneshots.

They'll be starting at $5 for approximately 500 words, but for every dollar after that an additional 100 words will be added. (The 500 word minimum is for my own sanity, works shorter than that will drive me crazy trying to compress them unfortunately)

(E.g. for $14 I'd write approximately 1400 words for a comm! Or for $7 I'd write approximately 700 words!)

I'm pretty open for things I'll do to be honest. Just shoot me a DM and we can figure out exact details!

However, I will not write any explicit works. There's probably some other things that I may say no to that I'm not thinking of, but we'll talk about it and see if we can figure something out!

Fandoms I definitely know I would write for:

Sonic

One Piece

Hollow Knight/Silksong

In Stars and Time

Deltarune/Undertale

Rift/Crypt of the Necrodancer

Pokemon (mostly a case by case basis based on what I know)

Twisted Wonderland

PHM/Bloodymary

Once again though, just ask! I'll be able to tell you if I'm knowledgeable enough to be able to write something for you. OCs are a case by case basis, I would need to have plenty of information to work with for what you'd want me to write if that's something you're interested in.

For now, I'll only have 5 slots open so that I can gauge how this'll go and approximate time of completion for everything. This will be a first come first serve!

Finally, I'll be accepting the payments once ideas are finalized, I get a word count estimate, and I have an outline of ideas. Those payments will then be through the ko-fi page I have set up, which is linked below. It's still a work in progress so bear with me!

If you're interested, shoot me a DM and we'll work out the details!

Buy Bitty a Coffee

Become a supporter of Bitty today!

[bitty-bytes]

...Is it weird my first ever character crush from when I was little is reemerging. Why am I looking at a picture of Daroach from Kirby and grinning like a moron.

[thecoolestpineapple]

So I’ve discovered that canes are absolute magic.

Usually when I go to Disneyland, my knees are swollen and my back aches by the end of the day, and then I’m sore and exhausted for like 4 days afterwards. I’ve had to wear knee braces ever time I go for the last several years, or I end up barely able to walk bc of pain by the end of the day.

I used a cane the last two times I went, and this last time especially, I ended the day in LESS pain then I started it in. I was still exhausted the next day, but I was only minimally sore, and less sore than I usually am after a day of sitting at my desk at work.

I’d felt self conscious about using a cane at Disney bc I felt like I was over exaggerating and probably didn’t actually need it, but oh my god I feel so validated now. I genuinely can’t believe how much of a difference it made. I don’t think I’ve had so painless a day at Disneyland in 5-6 years. I’ve been wanting to get a pass again but was having reservations since going always takes so much out of me, but it feels so much more realistic now!!

I’m always stuck between feeling like my body was put together wrong and like I’m a total hypochondriac and over exaggerating all my physical issues, but the difference using a cane makes me feel so validated that I really have been in pain and relieved that there’s a way to prevent it