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sometiktoksarevalid

hardrockerhippie

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

ekjohnston

This is incredible.

wonderhecko

reads entirely like a parody post of british comedy

themysteriousmurasamecastle

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they call you eurocentric

themysteriousmurasamecastle

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they act like you're trying to mind control them

beanytuesday

Superhuman Safety Squad #4

bed-bath-and-bazinga

A story in three parts

beardedmrbean

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

theonlycabbage

fucking obliterated lmao

angstbotfic

vomitdodger

Can we all bow our heads in a moment of silence please and thank you.

sometiktoksarevalid

werewolfetone

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

werewolfetone

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

angel-derangement

I hate it too tbh

dogpuppy

liquidpaperfoundation1

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

cryptid-on-a-string

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

thatguyvitor

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

thoodleoo

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.