Master of Souls

Indie Bixlow RP/Ask/Trolling blog

[bixtroll]

((Well I need to get to bed but feel free to pester Bixlow! Gonna try to be on this blog more ♥))

[siegwashere]

bixtroll replied to your post:.

*Puts on a red wig and waggles tongue* Don’t worry baby, I can be your Flare! Gyaahaha! “Oh Siegrain-sama! TAKE ME!”

[iluvfairytail]

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[happystar]

   Whatever it was that is running through her mind when Lisanna accepted Bixlow’s rather indecent proposition, even she could not explain.

If Bixlow was shocked at her—she couldn’t tell when he has his mask on, but his sudden silence is an obvious indicator— all the more is she shocked with herself.

She wasn’t thinking at all, it could be more out of habit that she responded affirmatively to the suggestions he voiced because it usually leads to something fun. But what he asked just now, and what she responded with, wasn’t part of their normal fun.

When he yelled out for who would—who would…

Lisanna felt her cheeks heat up as she can’t even bring herself to repeat the word in her mind. What was she thinking, saying that she would do that with him? Something must be wrong with her today, as odd thoughts ran through her mind all at the same time. Odd thoughts such as, did that answer came from somewhere? And, though certainly she enjoyed being around Bixlow, does she like him that way?

Wait, what?

She forcefully shooed the confusing thoughts away as she frantically tried to think of something, anything, to say to break the awkward silence.

Ah, that’s it. She should just laugh and tell him that she’s just kidding, and then scurry away.

Except, Bixlow is now right in front of her, with his hands firmly on her shoulders. Her thoughts still not clear, she let him lead her outside and listened to him mutter something about taking her home until some potion’s effect wears off.

…potion? Slowly, she freed herself from his arm. Facing him now and blinking up at him, she asked, “Bixlow… What potion are you talking about?”

[bixtroll]

Bixlow stopped in his tracks as the smaller mage wiggled away from him and stared up at his mask. Frowning more, the seith mage flipped his visor up to gaze into her sapphire orbs.

"The potion Ever obviously gave ya to get back at me, the thing that made ya respond to my joke like that--"

As he observed her features more closely, he took note of the clarity in her gaze, and the honestly of her words. He reached one hand out to gently pat the top of her head nervously.

Unsure of what to do, the puppet master glanced from side to side, making sure no one else was around to hear their conversation. Deciding they were alone outside the guild, he looked down at her again, furrowing his tattooed brows together.

"Lis, are you sayin' yer NOT under any kinda spell or potion...?"

Truth be told, the puppeteer had never ONCE been in a situation even REMOTELY similar to this one. Ever. This was entirely new to him and he was at a completely loss as to what to do. He liked the animal soul mage, a LOT- She was great company and almost always went along with his crazy ideas, and even thought up some great plans of her own. He valued her company and her friendship- As far as he was concerned, next to his boss and the Raijinshuu, Lisanna was his closest friend. His fun little buddy. He didn't want anything awkward or weird to come between them. She was too much fun to be around, after all.

Plus there was the fact that Mirajane was her sister, and Laxus would probably be her brother in law at some point, and Ever would obviously be her sister in law. So there was that to be fearful of as well.

The seith mage let out a nervous laugh and ruffled her soft white hair.

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[bixtroll]

Fairy Tail Characters:  Bickslow / Bixlow

[bixtroll]

"B-Bixlow! Make your, uh, babies stop it," Lucy hissed not sure if she called then puppets he'd be had. Those stupid dolls of his had flipped her skirt twice and if it happened again she was ready to give him a 'Lucy Kick' where it counted.

The seith mage looked up from what he was doing (which, at the moment, was trying to figure out how to spray paint Laxus’ face on the inside of the oven to see Mira’s reaction when she opened it). Frowning, he noted his dolls messing with the celestial mage’s attire and whistled loudly to call them over, before cackling.

"Sorry cosplayer! If I don’t keep an eye on ‘em they like to get inta mischief!"

[bixtroll]

メ

"Cosplayer?"

He frowned slightly, not really sure what to make of her response. Finally he shrugged, cackling as he walked away. She was probably drunk, just like everyone else that night, and while he was used to getting pummeled into oblivion he really had no interest in getting his butt handed to him tonight by the entire guild.

"Gyahahaha! Real funny girly! I don't feel like dyin' t'day though!"

[bixtroll]

メ

The seith mage just gaped at the youngest Strauss, slack-jawed. Had he… Had he heard right? It was just something he’d yelled out, figuring he’d get pummeled or something, but this… This was the LAST thing he ever expected to hear, especially from the cute little animal soul mage.

He would be lying if he said it upset him, and in fact he was glad he was wearing his mask that day because a sensation he was sure he’d never experienced was filling his face with heat. Was… Was this blushing? That thing Ever always did when he mentioned Elfman?

He walked up to her slowly, putting both hands on either of her shoulders, and stared at her through his mask. She must be drunk. But Lisanna never drank. Okay so she must be under some kind of weird potion.

…Evergreen. Evergreen HAD to have something to do with this he was sure, especially after what had happened earlier. He glanced around, still panicking, making sure her batshit crazy sister wasn’t around to beat the crap out of him. Once he was sure the coast was clear, he slung one arm over her shoulders, more to make sure he securely had a hold on her so she couldn’t run off or fall over since he had no idea what side effects this potion might have, and started to lead her out of the guild doors as discretely as possible- A rarity for the loud and obnoxious puppet mage.

"Lis I’m taking you home right now and you’re going straight to bed to sleep off whatever weird ass potion Ever gave you." He muttered quietly- Another rarity for the seith mage.

Bixlow was crazy, obnoxious, and downright crude, but even he had some amount of sensitivity when it came to certain issues. And he sure as hell wasn’t going to take advantage of the youngest Strauss when she was CLEARLY on something. And when Mira was her sister. That was suicide.

[bixtroll]

メ

"Dude, Natsu, man I know I'm sexy as hell and all but... What the hell?! Did Ever and Freed put you up to this shit?! Go home, you're obviously wasted man."

[meme-archive]

Send me a メ If you would fuck my muse

[neko-ichigokurosaki]

[bixtroll]

the-sky-maiden:

Your muse thinks they are a superhero, and keeps trying to stop crimes. Mine tries to make sure yours doesn’t die.

"Bixlow-san, are you okay?" Wendy stared at the drunk mage, who is accusing Happy of stealing his fish and saying that he will stop him. Suddenly, a chair flew out of nowhere, and Bixlow threw himself right in its path, declaring that he will ‘save the falling maiden’ only to get hit and pass out. Wendy quickly healed him making sure he didn’t do anything crazy and looked around the entire guild

"This is going to be a long night…."

He popped up again after the tiny dragon slayer cured him of his unconciousness. Unfortunately, her magic could not cure his... Whatever the hell was wrong with Bixlow in general. At the moment he was certainly intoxicated, however, and that really wasn't helping matters.

The seith mage glanced around, clearly looking for something. His face lit up as he apparently found whatever it was and got up, running/stumbling towards a table with a bright red tablecloth on it. He swept it right off of the table and clumsily tied the ends around his neck, fashioning a make-shift cape for himself. A cape covered in bear stains, bread crumbs, sloshed soup and whatever else those who had been there had eaten- given that Natsu and Happy had been the ones at that table that night it could have been any number of things.

He then placed his hands on his hips and grinned proudly, before his features formed into a frown once more as he glanced down at the tiny sky maiden who had apparently followed him, seemingly out of breath.

"Hmmm.. Somethin's missin'.... AH-HA!"

The puppet master rushed over to another table with a light blue tablecloth on it, tearing it off and turning around to clumsily tie it around Wendy's neck. He grinned down at her with pride.

"THERE WE GO! My trusty side-kick Sparkle Pixie! Now we're BOTH ready to save th' day!"

He ruffled her hair with his hand, cackling and hiccuping all the while.

[colorfulcreampuff]

"YOOOO Reedus my man!" He tossed his lanky arm around the artist's shoulders, leaning into him. "So man can I borrow some paint supplies? I gotta do some redecoratin' in Ever's room." As he said this, however, his dolls were already in the process of carrying some of Reedus' supplies away.

"Hm…?" Oh, only Bickslow. Reedus glanced over at the long tounged mage then lowered his head, his eyes nearly shielded behind his hat. His proposition was a risky one, and Reedus had dealt with the Thunder Legion before…Not always safe there…                 ”I d-don’t think that’s a good idea…         Bickslow…,” he answered in a small voice.

[bixtroll]

"NAAAH don't worry man it'll all be alright! I'll make sure to bring em back in acceptable-ish condition!"

His dolls continued to carry things away, sloshing buckets of paint about onto the floor, table tops, Mira's dress and whatever else was nearby. Bixlow frowned slightly, appearing to be deep in thought.

"So oil paint is the stuff ya mix with water and acrylic is the stuff you need that paint thinner stuff right? The stuff that looks like water? If I were to accidentally light something on fire I could put it out with that stuff right?"

[inorinoizumi-blog]

✿♥✿

A rather animal-like growl escaped Evergreen as she watched her fellow teammate, her fists clenching at her sides. This was unacceptable. But what could she do to stop it? Tell Laxus? Or perhaps Freed…surely Freed would step in on her behalf?

She cast her glare around and couldn’t see the rune mage anywhere. Typical useless male. She scoffed and crossed her arms. Then she spotted someone who might just be able to solve her problem. It was the youngest of the Strauss siblings, Lisanna.

Evergreen stomped over to the girl and casually grabbed her arm, speaking to her loud enough for most of the guild to her.

→”Oh, Lisanna, I’ve been meaning to tell you the most interesting thing that I heard! I’m sure you’d love to hear all about it, it does involve you after all and well, let’s just say I overheard a certain teammate of mine talking about having certain feelings for you. It was all rather detailed.”

[bixtroll]

The excessively irritating seith mage stopped in his tracks and turned around, frowning slightly. He looked from the fairy mage to the youngest Strauss in utter confusion, scratching his head.

Feelings? What was Ever talking about? He was definitely friendly with the young animal soul mage- Who wouldn't be? She was fun, sweet, and he had to admit she was cute, REALLY cute. But as far as discussing feelings went he was pretty sure he'd never mentioned--

Oh wait.

"OHHH you mean that time I had that dream about 'er? HAHA damn that was one crazy ass dream- and hot as hell man, I mean like REALLY hot, who knew cute little Lis could do all that. Though it was just a drea--"

His grin dropped and his blood ran cold as he realized the ENTIRE GUILD was staring at him in horror. Fearfully, he looked at the guild's resident demonic barmaid, who was standing over about 5 broken bowls and cups that she had just dropped, the most deathly look on her face. Gulping, he then looked over to the main subject of the discussion, who was just staring in wide-eyed horror.

"Uh, haha, I mean... Aw shit."

[raining-dame-blog]

"Ohhhhh Juvia wouldn’t say that~” She says in a sing-song tone, a blush just barely visible on her pale cheeks,” …But Juvia does find the number quite amusing! Hehe!”

[bixtroll]

"Heh heh, it's amusing for sure baby. So what're you doin' hangin' 'round here girly? Shouldn't ya be off stalking ice stripper or somethin'?"

[freedthedark]

        “     We never did the deed in the kit  ”

Though he just quickly interrupts himself, a hand reaching to grant one of his temples a light massage. It was an almost impossible task to accomplish…to shut up this seith mage. Vo being nearly a growl as he spoke, attempting to keep it calm however.

        “     Neither of us will…get pregnant and we won’t have…kids…And oh, Godfather yes? Oh yes, I think so,too…Ever will be thrilled…”

[bixtroll]

"Gyahaha! Oh MAN, Ever and Elf-boy's kid is gonna LOVE me! Imagine Uncle Bixy!"

He then went quiet for a moment, turning to the rune mage and clapping him sympathetically on the shoulder, nodding his head solemnly.

"I'm sorry you can't have kids man, but don't worry! The lucky woman who marries this sexy piece of awesome in front of you and yours truly will have plenty of kids for all of us! You can babysit 'em all the time and I promise you'll both get to be Godfathers!"

The puppet mage then placed his hands on his hips, grinning triumphantly.

"MAN I'm such a nice guy! Spreadin' the love right here in Bix-town!"

"Love! Bun-in-the-oven! Babies!"