Give me cheese and i will give you my sock.

im just a possum in a hooman world. i love toads and cheese.

[nonolee24]

I need my thighs to be half their size

[possum-boi]

In my opinion, thicc thighs are amazing.

But, if you consider that you need to shrink em a bit, that is nothing that some exercise and good alimentation can't fix, i support you.

<3

[pancakeke]

oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

[prisiidon]

Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects

[possum-boi]

Untitled Goose Doodle

Honk honk

[possum-boi]

The duality of man

Second goose cortecy of a friend of mine, titled: El Ganso

[possum-boi]

Untitled Goose Doodle

Honk honk

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[h-cilantro]

@takashi0

[takashi0]

Shared before, but sharing again.

[cvs-store]

this isnt my blog type but its really important

[otomeboyimagines]

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

[josephinesrphub]

SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.

[meme-intern-of-shield]

[My chemistry professor told us about these this week because we’ve been learning about the main ingredient in Draino, Sodium Hydroxide.]

[theiceanddragonqueen]

LET THE WORLD KNOW!!!

[prismatic-bell]

I’m on mobile and can’t link, but Snopes confirms. If you see one, call the police. These are DANGEROUS.

[blushingdiamond]

THIS ISNT FOLLOWING MY BLOG THEME BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT!

[t0mies-b0dy]

FUCKING BOOST THIS SHIT THIS IS SO DUMB WHY 

[the-blu-pope]

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Green goblins >>> Any other color of goblins

[possum-boi]

AL L GOBLINS AR VALID,,, U SWINE,,,,,, LIK,, NOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

:((((((£(((

[hawkeye221b]

Idk what Alex Hirsch is on, but i kinda want some

[transastronautistic]

when u pour tons of time and energy into making everything Look Nice for a guest coming over and they get there and your house still looks like this

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[somecunttookmyurl]

me on my way to steal ur girl

[thatsbelievable]

[possum-boi]

Fans of UGG hear me out rn:

Goosecore:

Mess with people for the sake of it

Lakes

Will attack if bothered

Bread

Steal stuff and toss it in a lake/pond

H O N K

Will attack in general tbh

Park aesthetic

Confident af

Think aboot it

[gynandromorph]

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m also very food motivated

[smooththegoofyshark]

We’re cats.

[dnd-apothecary]

well that explains it so much. 

[everythingfox]

Oh

[possum-boi]

That' a big goose u got there eh

[possum-boi]

If there's something lost

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Goosebusters