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where i post stupid shit i guess. also the home of ramblings about my D&D OCfic (which can occasionally get naughty.) you have been warned.

[bizarreideaman]

on the next chapter, it got longer because of fucking sphinx gilf

the gods-given right of gilfs to spout important exposition over took me

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imagine "jointjob" being a term for sex robots

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this week in absurd writing antics

latest chapter of Enemies of the Faith will have the best tag to ever exist "popping boba cum"

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working on legally distinct scolipede smut. his lover's gonna have her tentacles wrapped around him while being dragged around in the family guy death pose

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thinking about bug creatures' cum being a numbing agent like venom get a facial and then you can't feel your face

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finally i get to write the kissable scolipede ripoff. and also the inner thoughts of a voiceless tentacle monster large enough to swallow a village. this will be cute.

stay tuned for chapter 77!

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i can't believe i figured out a way to make iron maiden claws sexy (context: my octomaid FMC is going to fuck scolipede)

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first post related to my D&D fanfic here after years of inactivity

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58513138/chapters/149066149

behold. 512k of hi-octane D&D monstersmut with absurd amounts of worldbuilding. someone's going to fuck legally distinct scolipede later so that's fun. also dragons do not shift ever in it.

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Kirby is terrified of the Dementors. (And A Fun Fact About Patronuses! They can take the form of people too!) So the Pink Puff cast the Patronus Charm and out pops: Meta Knight, Dedede, Sailor, and Bandanna! The four function as one but have different attacks.

WHAT ARE THE REST OF THEIR PATRONIOUSUSISOSES?????