What Am I Doing Here?

No seriously.... What am I doing here?

[bizkuitz]

She was actually a gun toting republican

[bizkuitz]

So I'm sitting in the library working on the computer at one of those little cubical things and there's and elderly man across from me. I can't see anything but the top of his head over the divider but I've caught him looking over the top and giving me the stink eye a couple times (I guess my typing is bothering him). I always smile and nod and try to not bother him anymore. Maybe five minutes pass between glares and I think all is well, then I heard it. The sound of gas escaping a nearby buttocks. A wall of the most horrifyingly noxious fart I have smelled I'm quite some time hits me and I look up. What meets me is the unabashed gaze of this elderly man, peering over the top of the divider as if I'm invading his fortress of solitude. I'm not sure what to do.... The smell is lingering and it's been ten minutes. I would move but I refuse to give him the satisfaction. Somebody please help me. I fear that I may lose consciousness if the smell doesn't go away soon.

[igagyou]

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[bizkuitz]

I feel dirty now when I look at watebottles

[bizkuitz]

So I know a lot of people wait tables, me included, but I want to know if this is normal. It was my first day on the job working at a 5 star restaurant and near the end of my shift I’m passing a table with a middle aged couple and I happen to glance at them. What I see is the woman has stripped her male dates shirt open and is toying with his abundant nipple hair… It was all I could do to keep from stopping and staring at this somewhat, how do I put it, uncomfortable situation. The strange thing is that they weren’t alone in the restaurant. It was a busy night but that didn’t stop her. After they had left I found two buttons on the table that had been popped off the guys shirt by his over eager dinner companion. So, anybody else have experience with that kind of situation? Or is that an oddity?

[bizkuitz]

So um... If anyone sees this guide me. Why am I here? What do I do now? Is this my final form? Am I just a mindless potato scrolling through social media with no purpose?