BKeL_MNoP

Buckeye State native, lover of chocolate, popcorn, literature and procrastinating. I'm a beautiful mess.

[comparingmeerkats]

when u cant afford quality name brand memes so u have to settle for

peep the toad 

[meyerlansky]

#same klaus

[yoncce]

the holy trinity

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This is really neat for some reason

[dabeatnik]

[tvgif]

[grawly]

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

[qwopflop]

the answer may shock you

[krabby-kronicle]

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[thelovelyloner]

i got that summertime, fall, wintertime, springtime sadness

[giveusmoredetonation]

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[thelovelyloner]

i got that summertime, fall, wintertime, springtime sadness

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[brown-nena]

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

[spainstateofmind]

⭐️

“Product was correct, worked properly, seller included extra attachments for product, WAS NOT DELIVERED WITHIN 2 DAYS WOULD GIVE 0 STARS IF POSSIBLE”

[soorayray]

That last one is pure facts

[swarnpert]

to the window (to the window) to the window (to the window)

to the sweat drop down my window (my window)

[jojisthings]